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rockin the suburbs
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Favorite Worldly Posession
Last night I told my wife I plan to divorce her and marry our massage chair if it ever becomes legal. Man I love that thing, even more than my guitars and I never thought I'd love something more than my guitars. What's a posession you're unhealthily attached to?
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Sassy Seņora
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Alabama -my home sweet home.
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Have you seen my basement?
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rockin the suburbs
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No, Warren, I haven't seen your baseball.... oh wait... "basement" ... is that like "caboose"?
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Sassy Seņora
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no it means there is so much stuff in our basement garage there isn't room for a car.
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Sassy Seņora
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IN all honesty, if our house were on fire, after getting my husband and our dog, I'd grab photo albums and my teddy bear and my laptop.
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Happy to be here
Join Date: Jul 2005
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My laptop. No question.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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has finally arrived
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Come on you stranger, you legend,
Join Date: Mar 2007
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My quad skates. What can I say? I love them.
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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
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I don't really have one.
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Sassy Seņora
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Don't forget your chocolate pants, Kriste.
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Happy to be here
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They got all melty in this heat. Silly things.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Fear the Death Ray
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Unfortunately, nothing.
I could walk out of here, nekkid, and I wouldn't really miss a thing. Everything I want and need is in human form.
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Sassy Seņora
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Jo I got my teddy bear when Iwas three. I still remember. He's Paddington Bear, and my mom er I mean Santa, set him up on the couch with several Paddington books so it looked like he was reading one of them. He has been by my side since. He's been on several road trips. I share my bed with my hubby now, but Paddington sits by my bed.
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has finally arrived
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My mom and I saw him in a shop and he was so cute that she had to get him. He was going to go on a little wooden stool in our house, by the fireplace, but that lasted for about 1 day before I stole him. He was also a connection to home when I went away to college. Now, he's a part of my get-to-sleep routine and it feels really weird if I don't have something under my arm right there. I could probably substitute a pillow, but teddy is awesome!
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
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rockin the suburbs
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Might I recommend buying a massage chair? People will let you down, but the rollers will always love you. They don't judge you. They don't make fun of you. They give love. And you can sit on them nekkid.
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Fear the Death Ray
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![]() Like I said, I prefer the human form.
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I didn't want to work. It was as simple as that. I distrusted work, disliked it. I thought it was a very bad thing that the human race had unfortunately invented for itself. -- Agatha Christie ![]() ![]() The Pacific Between A Bunch of Stories (2006 IPPY Award) WIP: Beyond the Banyan Tree - draft 9, 125,000 words Home Page | Blog | Reviews |
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rockin the suburbs
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Oh, I'm with you there, but at $75 a pop (and it being illegal to actually own a masseuse) I spend more time in the massage chair or having the kids walking on my back. The chair also doesn't find it amusing to jump on and off my back.
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Banned
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Banned
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My twinkie. And I'm not sharing.
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The grad students did it
Join Date: Apr 2005
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My Swiss Army knife. It resides in my pocket at all times, except when I travel by air. It has MacGyver'd for me on several occasions.
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rockin the suburbs
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What if it was a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds?
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My Name is Sweet Thing
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Mah penis. Everything else I want and need is in people-bending-over form.
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Then you better take good care of it.
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