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Del · Mar 2, 2007

How did you get custody of the fish?

Haggis · Mar 2, 2007

Delarege said:
How did you get custody of the fish?

It was a religious thing. She's an athiest. I'm a Christian. It's Lent. And it's friday. So....

Rolling Thunder · Mar 3, 2007

Oh yeah, faschnacht day was two weeks ago, wasn't it?

san_remo_ave · Mar 3, 2007

Haggis said:
Sorry. It hurts too bad to talk about it right now. I'm sure we'll be back together again, someday. When her daddy deposits large sums into my bank account. But for now, we'll just have to share the memory.

I can tell you're really torn up about this.

Your eyes no longer have that certain, shall we say, flash to them any longer.

K1P1 · Mar 3, 2007

Hi you guys--what are you up to letting the thread languish like this. I know you're all pacing the waiting room waiting for Jenna to give birth, but in the meantime, you still need to care for the terminally ill. Hospice? Hooooosssspice! We need you!

Rolling Thunder · Mar 3, 2007

I was here this morning!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 3, 2007

I peeked in and it seemed to be resting so comfortably... I didn't want to disturb.

Rolling Thunder · Mar 3, 2007

You're supposed to kick it once or twice, OFG.

K1P1 · Mar 3, 2007

Perhaps acupuncture?

Rolling Thunder · Mar 3, 2007

Stick something sharp into our dear thread?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Mar 3, 2007

I'll try the kick maneuver next time it seems to be failing.

K1P1 · Mar 3, 2007

I can just visualize it writhing on the floor, clutching its side.

Haggis · Mar 3, 2007

Did someone mention something about "something sharp?"

Cassiopeia · Mar 3, 2007

K1P1 · Mar 3, 2007

Haggis said:
Did someone mention something about "something sharp?"

That doesn't look like an acupuncture needle to me.

Rolling Thunder · Mar 3, 2007

Pump it full of something that will wake it up, Haggis.

JDCrayne · Mar 3, 2007

K1P1 said:
That doesn't look like an acupuncture needle to me.

He's going to give it an injection of speed and see if that gets it back up to... snuff?

K1P1 · Mar 3, 2007

I think just waving the cork of a bottle of single malt would do it. Haggis, exercise some restraint, huh?

JDCrayne · Mar 3, 2007

Restraint? Haggis? :roll:

Alan Yee · Mar 3, 2007

Did someone say something about our thread writhing? I'm awake.

Haggis · Mar 3, 2007

Okay. I loaded up the needle with PHENTERMINE. Ready everybody?

Clear.

*poke*

Cassiopeia · Mar 3, 2007

Haggis said:
Okay. I loaded up the needle with PHENTERMINE. Ready everybody?

Clear.

*poke*

Lines up..I could use a good boost

JDCrayne · Mar 3, 2007

Haggis said:
Okay. I loaded up the needle with PHENTERMINE. Ready everybody?

Clear.

*poke*

YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you woke it up, Haggis. It's trying to ... well .... ah, never mind.

Haggis · Mar 3, 2007

Casiopeia said:
Lines up..I could use a good boost

*wipes needle on his fur, reloads, sticks Casi in the butt*

Haggis · Mar 3, 2007

JDCrayne said:
YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you woke it up, Haggis. It's trying to ... well .... ah, never mind.

It's your fault for wearing a dress.

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