This I started many years ago and have put in a file, but it entertains me at least, though it's adverb crazy and the sentences are far too long (yes, it's just three down there).
And from a short story:
Stuey sat in the rigid, black, plastic chair with a cushion that cushioned nothing, especially not the boney bones in his arse, and stared blankly and longingly out the dirt streaked window. The window didn't open so he could only use his too infrequently challenged imagination to hear the cars whizzing by on the busy highway, their tires kicking up dust and pebbles and the occasional large rock that, had Stuey been driving, would have surely cracked the windshield of his '87 Honda Accord. But since he was inside, slouched in his uncomfortable chair in the blue and green checked button-up his mother had given him two Christmases ago, Stuey and his car were safe and he could instead imagine the freedom of hurtling down that stretch of open road, his windows rolled down, fresh polluted air circling around him, while the heat of the hazy sun beat down on the hood of his jalopy with roasting intent.
And from a short story:
Life was a crapshoot. So far, Piney’d survived the past twelve years out of sheer dumb luck. He’d never been any good at craps, and it was only a matter of time until it all came to an end. Still, he’d like to have thought it would come to a better end than it had.