The Hell-o-Kitties Diary

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A nice recipe for 'Hello Kitty' s

Mongolian ‘Hello Kitty’.

3 ‘Hello Kitty’s
2 large carrots, peeled and julienned
½ cup diced sweet yellow or orange peppers
½ cup endame, shelled
1 clove of garlic, crushed.
1 small red onion, diced
1 tsp Turmeric
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp red pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1 tsp ginger
½ tsp nutmeg
½ tsp cinnamon
¼ cup diced fresh cilantro
2 tbsp dark honey
¼ cup wine
2 tbsp sesame oil.

MARINADE
1 cup wine.
½ cup lemon juice.
1 clove of garlic
1 small onion
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp turmeric
1 tsp ginger.

DIRECTIONS:

Put the marinade ingredients into a blender. Puree on high for 3 min and pour into bowl.
Flay 3 ‘Hello Kitty’s. Remove heads , innards, and tails. Set aside.
De-bone ‘Hello Kitty’s with a sharp knife. Then cut into 1 inch cubes.
(The ‘Hello Kitty’s should be dead by now)
Toss ‘Hello Kitty’ meat into marinade.
Marinade for no less than 2 hours…no more than 6.

In a frying pan or wok heat:
2 tbsp sesame oil.

Toss in ‘Hello Kitty’ meat

Combine then add to skillet:
1 clove of garlic, crushed.
1 small red onion, diced
1 tsp Turmeric
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp red pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1 tsp ginger
½ tsp nutmeg
½ tsp cinnamon
¼ cup diced fresh cilantro
Stir fry all for 10 min…until ‘Hello Kitty meat is brown.
Then add:

2 tbsp dark honey
¼ cup wine

And cook covered for 20 min.

Then add:

2 large carrots, peeled and julienned
½ cup diced sweet yellow or orange peppers
½ cup endame, shelled

Cook an additional 12 min, then serve.

Throw the head, tails and innards to your pet Rotweilers so you are not bothered while you eat.

Hint: This recipe works well for Care Bears. Substitute Jack Daniels for the wine and add an extra tbsp of Honey. You wouldn’t think it , but those muthas are bitter.
 

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I LOVE THAI FOOD

AND GRACE SLICK




and also: Dear Diary,

Without love, where would you be now?

WITHOUT LOOOO OOO OOO OOOVE
 

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Hmmmm, I don't guess the guys will be needing this sack of pig's ears.

:helps self:

Oh, and the squeaky toy. I'll just take that too.


And now I'll get the fire hydrant all to myself. Or I could just use RT's catbed.
 

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Dear Diary.

Day two, and still a prisoner in this hello kitty body.

Am in great despair. The cute little yorkie won't even talk to me any more, and she eats all the pig ears herself. I'd open a vein if I had an opposable thumb.

Woe is me. Woe is me.
 

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cats make my little sister's head swell up like a balloon.
 

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Hmmm . . . no opposable thumb, and yet he can write in a diary?
 

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Dear Diary,

Day 2 and Haggis is still a kitty. :cry:

I'm not sure how long I can hold out.

Ooooh, are those pig's ears? :munch, munch:
 

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Dear Diary,

SoccerMom is having a tough time. I wonder how she will feel if Haggis takes up Silver King's offer and keeps his Hello Kitty avatar...forever. :ROFL:

I am greatly amused by her pain.
 

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Dear Diary,

All the cats around here are making me paranoid. I'm being watched all the time. They follow me around with their pink cuteness. But I know what they're up to. I'm onto them. Soon, I shall take up my disguise.
 

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rob's avatar makes me want to wretch.

rllgthundr's isn't that bad, being a devil and all.

haggis' is just wrong and I think it is violating the rules since it isn't cute anymore.
 

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Dear Diary,

All the cats around here are making me paranoid. I'm being watched all the time. They follow me around with their pink cuteness. But I know what they're up to. I'm onto them. Soon, I shall take up my disguise.
I wouldn't worry so much about the cats 'cause the crows are coming next.
 

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Dear Diary,

Haggis and I had play time today.

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Things might have gotten a bit out of hand....