SpookyWriter
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The Hell-o-Kitties Diary
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You must have me confused with someone else...
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SpookyWriter
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Are these consenting kitties? Or are you just luring them into dark alleys with your weird eyes and promised to take them to Hollywood and put them into pictures?
Dear Diary,
Rob has started legal proceedings against Carrie-in-Pa and PeeDee. I am hoping this new distraction will wear Rob down quickly. I've all ready noticed he is becoming somewhat unbalanced.
Haggis is a different matter. He's always been unbalanced. It should be noted, however, that Haggis is becoming kinder and gentler. Eventually, like a razor-blade encrusted kidney stone, he will become aware of this fact, as more AW members point out how much better it is to have an adorable kitty than a scrawny chihuahua running about. It's only a matter of time before he cracks.
When will this living hell end?
Rob has started legal proceedings against Carrie-in-Pa and PeeDee. I am hoping this new distraction will wear Rob down quickly. I've all ready noticed he is becoming somewhat unbalanced.
Haggis is a different matter. He's always been unbalanced. It should be noted, however, that Haggis is becoming kinder and gentler. Eventually, like a razor-blade encrusted kidney stone, he will become aware of this fact, as more AW members point out how much better it is to have an adorable kitty than a scrawny chihuahua running about. It's only a matter of time before he cracks.
When will this living hell end?
I return from roaming Scotland for a week and everyone's gone kitty on me. Where's the bug-eyed ferret? And what's with all this litter laying around?
*moves closer to table, browses open pink pages....* oh...you need help, lad, major help....
*moves closer to table, browses open pink pages....* oh...you need help, lad, major help....
Dear Diary,
Day III.
Last night I eviscerated a small mouse and left the body under Mac’s pillow. I didn’t mean to do it; I just couldn’t help myself. Apparently hello kitty is affecting my DNA.
She’ll blame Rllgthunder, of course, but I morn the loss of my canine instincts nevertheless. My agony is palpable.
It can’t possibly get worse, can it?
P.S. Jeanne’s starting to look good to me. Oh, the horror.
Day III.
Last night I eviscerated a small mouse and left the body under Mac’s pillow. I didn’t mean to do it; I just couldn’t help myself. Apparently hello kitty is affecting my DNA.
She’ll blame Rllgthunder, of course, but I morn the loss of my canine instincts nevertheless. My agony is palpable.
It can’t possibly get worse, can it?
P.S. Jeanne’s starting to look good to me. Oh, the horror.
Dear Diary,
Day Three of kitty hello.
I noticed Haggis eyeing Jeanne. Rob is hacking up hairballs and RT is licking himself again. At least one is acting normally.
But I'm worried. Very.
How will I make it through the month? Pig ears can only take a girl so far. I noticed a cute spaniel in the newbie forum.....
Day Three of kitty hello.
I noticed Haggis eyeing Jeanne. Rob is hacking up hairballs and RT is licking himself again. At least one is acting normally.
But I'm worried. Very.
How will I make it through the month? Pig ears can only take a girl so far. I noticed a cute spaniel in the newbie forum.....
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Rob is the only one who is following the rules, becuase he is the only one who has kept the avatar Mac gave him.
Rllgthder and Haggis are blatantly disregarding the original avatars and skirting thier punishment.
Rllgthder and Haggis are blatantly disregarding the original avatars and skirting thier punishment.
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True. I would never point that out, however, as OFG and the hissy-pissy kitty brothers would claim I was whining.
Still, I enjoy a certain smug satisfaction with the knowledge of my innate superiority. As usual.
*lick*
Still, I enjoy a certain smug satisfaction with the knowledge of my innate superiority. As usual.
*lick*
Be honest with us here, Sass. When you were in school, you told the teachers when other kids were passing notes and throwing spitballs, didn't you?
*extends claws and shreds Rob's autographed first edition copy of Milton Friedman's Monetary History of the United States 1867 1960*
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Sometimes Haggis needs to pass gas, but he doesn't tell us all - - - no, wait . . . he DOES tell us all about it.
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I exempt you from this. You have always been a cat. It's the recent cathood of the previously canine that is so violently disturbing.
Dear Diary,
The spaniel had sad eyes but an even sadder story. I like my guys a little more athletic than that. My pig ear supply is critically low. In the past I could bat my eyes and the guys would share. I actually saw Haggis nibbling catnip. It made me want to hork.
Actually, Rob is the only who claims that Mac told him he had to keep his HK avatar for 30 days. Mac never stated this requirement to me and Haggis hasn't stated this was her requirement of him either. It remains for Mac to tell us if Rob keeping said avatar was her requirement.
When the challenge was issued for AW donations, both Haggis and I willfully placed the avatars back up. Yes, we have changed them, but I don't remember Rob's being an animated Gif. If it was, my mistake, if it wasn't...good job on whoever worked it up.
So, hey, if YOU wanna make the call and have the donations come up short, be my guest, Sass.
There was also a side bet made about us whining, which didn't last long. Frankly, the whining and angst is part of the fun everyone seems to enjoy most. You mean hatty person you.
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no rolling thunder, I meant you altered the avatar. Originally yours was a devil with moving flames. At least yours is still cute. Haggis' is disturbing. Plus I am more just funnin' ya'll.