Mah penis. Everything else I want and need is in people-bending-over form.
Then you better take good care of it.
Mah penis. Everything else I want and need is in people-bending-over form.
Might I recommend buying a massage chair? People will let you down, but the rollers will always love you. They don't judge you. They don't make fun of you. They give love. And you can sit on them nekkid.
I HAVE a massage chair.
Like I said, I prefer the human form.![]()
I'd share my twinkie with you, but your husband might get jealous.

Aloysius (my teddy) remains. He may have only one eye and one ear is loose but he's all about love.
Yay! Another teddy lover!![]()
I'm hanging on for a couple of years, until I can get one of these.
Even if it doesn't fold up into a briefcase.
I have a piece of artwork from one of my favorite comic book artists Takeshi Miyazawa. It's a really cool picture of Cloak and Dagger (two obsecure Marvel super-heroes), and there's a great story behind it as well (a long story, but basically it's the best evidence I have for karma existing).
Heh, now I feel rather nerdy.
I'm hanging on for a couple of years, until I can get one of these.
Even if it doesn't fold up into a briefcase.