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Michael LaRocca
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Who moved my raisins?
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Grace Slick. She needed them to build an extension on her raisiny house.
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Michael LaRocca
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Will edit for raisins
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practical experience, FTW
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well you know what as long as I don't try to eat her raisiny house it's fine by me.
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Tastes great
Less filling Raisins Raisin Cain tonight Raisin the roof
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practical experience, FTW
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Except when they poke you in the throat!
And even now there are not a ton of worse surprises than biting into a delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookie only to find that those gooey morsels are RAISINS |
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I have plans...
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I have the opposite reaction. It's such a downer to find a chocolate chip in an oatmeal cookie, the place where only raisins truly belong. Though I love chocolate, particularly with ice cream or simply composing pants, I understand that raisins have very few places that they can call home, and so my heart goes out to those raisins and I say
"Yes! You build that house, you raisin guys! See the raisin house, BE the raisin house!"
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stupid raisins, they can just go live in California with the weirdos and grace slick and in those stupid nineties commercials with the raisins that played in a band or surfed or something.
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See now, that's just the attitude that makes them think their destinies are confined to a cold dark box in the company of bran. But they could be so much more! If only we could be more tolerant of their shriveled ways and embrace their chewy goodness, then humanity Just Might Stand a Chance.
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practical experience, FTW
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I have devoted my life to oppressing those hideous creatures.
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18 months He's a walker not undead.
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Since raisins are dehydrated grapes wouldn't wine made from raisins be dehydrated wine?
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practical experience, FTW
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and it would have the consistency of um
something really disgusting |
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