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Old 08-29-2007, 07:15 PM   #51
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Who moved my raisins?
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:10 PM   #52
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Grace Slick. She needed them to build an extension on her raisiny house.
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:14 PM   #53
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larocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentslarocca is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:07 PM   #54
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well you know what as long as I don't try to eat her raisiny house it's fine by me.



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Old 08-29-2007, 09:14 PM   #55
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Tastes great
Less filling
Raisins
Raisin Cain tonight
Raisin the roof
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:14 PM   #56
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Except when they poke you in the throat!

And even now there are not a ton of worse surprises than biting into a delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookie only to find that those gooey morsels are

RAISINS
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:26 PM   #57
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I have the opposite reaction. It's such a downer to find a chocolate chip in an oatmeal cookie, the place where only raisins truly belong. Though I love chocolate, particularly with ice cream or simply composing pants, I understand that raisins have very few places that they can call home, and so my heart goes out to those raisins and I say
"Yes! You build that house, you raisin guys! See the raisin house, BE the raisin house!"
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:27 PM   #58
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stupid raisins, they can just go live in California with the weirdos and grace slick and in those stupid nineties commercials with the raisins that played in a band or surfed or something.
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See now, that's just the attitude that makes them think their destinies are confined to a cold dark box in the company of bran. But they could be so much more! If only we could be more tolerant of their shriveled ways and embrace their chewy goodness, then humanity Just Might Stand a Chance.
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I have devoted my life to oppressing those hideous creatures.
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Since raisins are dehydrated grapes wouldn't wine made from raisins be dehydrated wine?
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Since raisins are dehydrated grapes wouldn't wine made from raisins be dehydrated wine?
Cool, that means you'd need less wine to get a buzz.
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and it would have the consistency of um

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