On my way into work this morning...

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I once had to hide.... BEHIND THE CHIMNEY, what with STILL BEING ON THE HOUSE when owner of said house woke up and discovered our TP'ing masterpiece.

I am fortunate that I was much thinner in those days, and that he did not inspect the back yard, too.

My friends thought I was toast for sure.
 
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I had never heard of TPing someone's house before that South Park episode.
 

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I passed:

4 piles of vomit
3 lots of broken glass
2 broken windows
And 1 pair of tights on the ground outside a shop doorway.

So I have to ask, who is going out on a Wednesday night and having an evening that results in this mess?

You know what's funny....yesterday I was walking downtown and I (don't know why it caught my eye but it did) passed a squished plum laying on the sidewalk.

THEN, in the subway I saw a squished Kiwi laying on the stairs.

THENNNNN.....in the parking lot of the 99 cent store, a squished watermelon!

Who is going around squishing all the fruit!!!!!
 
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It'll become a Scottish thing soon if I've got anything to do with it.

No-one can TP my house - I live in a tenement block! :D So I'll have to stalk the neighbourhood with a trolleyload of Andrex...
 

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You know what's funny....yesterday I was walking downtown and I (don't know why it caught my eye but it did) passed a squished plum laying on the sidewalk.

THEN, in the subway I saw a squished Kiwi laying on the stairs.

THENNNNN.....in the parking lot of the 99 cent store, a squished watermelon!

Who is going around squishing all the fruit!!!!!

Someone with anger issues.
 

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TP'ing became too much work for us. We just egged houses. Or broke off plastic forks in the lawn.
Here's a great one, especially if the victim is a car freak...

Stretch lubricated condoms over his car mirrors, as you're egging and tp'ing his car. So nasty. And hilarious.