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• Mar 24, 2008

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Gremlins ran best on zombie dust, even if it did clog their intake valves.

 

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But even with zombie dust they could not outpace Bernardini.

 

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• Mar 24, 2008

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Some time later, after the gremlins had switched from zombis to black-and-tans, they went home with the woman Bernardini had had his eye on ALL EVENING.

 

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He sighed and went home with Rags to Riches instead.

 

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Rags to Riches acted more like 'Nags to Bitches' so Bernardini kicked her out of his pied a stall.

 

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Furious at being rejected, she jumped into Street Sense's paddock.

 

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Street Sense told her to hoof it. He wasn't through sowing his wild oats and she was too long in the tooth for him.

 

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She hoofed it into Holy Bull's paddock and their offspring won the Derby four years later.

 

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Holy Bull tried to become a papal bull but ended up tossing idjits in Pamplona instead.

 

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The black bull charged at the matador.

 

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The matador pulled out a gameboy and ignored the bull, causing it to become confused and jealous.

 

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The bull tore the red cloak to shreds.

 

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The bull took out an Ipod and danced to Carmen by Bizet.

 

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The cows were not impressed.

 

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• May 19, 2008

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As it turned out, the bull wasn't real light on his feet.

 

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He was therefore sent to Spain.