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Not so new, really
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Found 'em. For all you Jersey people, enjoy!
Falling Down on New Jersey Lyrics Copyright ©1990 Mitchell Burnside Clapp - All Rights Reserved Music: "Rolling Down on Old Maui" (Traditional) Used by permission It's a damn tough life far from home and wife that we astronauts undergo And we don't much care when the mission's done how far the ship did go But you'll be sad to learn our deorbit burn won't be made for our tanks are empty And the fuel line's torn so you'd better warn all the folks in New Jersey Chorus: Falling down on New Jersey, me boys Falling down on New Jersey We thought it wise we apologize to the folks in New Jersey Well it's widely known that a ship alone would be burned up and destroyed But the ship and crew brought with us too an eleven mile asteroid So when you've awoken all the folks in Hoboken and the profs at Princeton too We'll divulge the fact that the rock's impact will be at seven thirty two Chorus Well now why the shock? Hell it's just a rock Are we just alarmist fools? But it has you see potential energy of roughly ten to the nineteenth joules With the rock's advance there is Buckley's chance that the Garden State'll be spared And soon we'll show if you didn't know that E is mc squared Chorus We will strike a spark that'll toast Newark and will flatten Perth Amboy It won't be pretty in Atlantic City You should shade your eyes in Troy Even so and yet we have one regret that we haven't the delta V To push it forth just a few miles north to land smack on N Y C Chorus Falling down on New Jersey me boys falling down on New Jersey We apologize- gee we're sorry guys! What a drag for New Jersey |
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Mr Mojo Risin...
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Carrollton, TX
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yeah, we wanna see that thing!
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the state of carefully controlled chaos
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I will do my best to comply.
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Call me Fiona.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Ogrey Swampland
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Nope, it's the swingset that WE want to see.
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And now, back to Plotting!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Northern Virginia
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This one's a little more commercial -- a Parody of John Denver's Country Roads. Link Concrete Road (Seamus Kennedy) Almost fatal, north New Jersey Newark Airport. Pulaski skyway. Pollution's old there, killed off all the trees, Trash piled up in the mountains, blowin in the breeze. Chorus: Concrete Road, take me home to the place I belong, Jersey City, Bayonne Mama, take me home Concrete Road.There's more -- visit the link to see...
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Not so new, really
Join Date: Feb 2008
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I love Seamus Kennedy. LOL. I have to find a copy of the Seamus Kennedy Live tape. Lol - I have to see if the local Irish store is still there. If not, Internet time!!
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the state of carefully controlled chaos
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Okay - here they are!
Pix of the infamous swingset. <insert drumroll here> ![]() ![]() ![]() That's Jersey Guy on the left, with our son. On the right, is the Jersey Chick-in-training. The Jersey Chiclet, maybe??
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"Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional." ~ scarletpeaches Windemere ~ Available NOW from Musa PublishingAnd a few more books as well... ![]() My Blog Facebook Twitter and last, but not least, my Website Last edited by Jersey Chick; 06-06-2008 at 02:38 AM. Reason: Those pictures were waaay too huge! |
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Dazed & Confused
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
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Holy crap - you have some spoilt kids!
*Jimmy is just jealous that he never had such a cool toy as a kid*
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part of the human equation
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The Void
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aww man, can I come over to play? I'm practically next door in Pa!
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
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When I was a kid, we had a metal swingset that rusted in about a year and if you swung too high, one set of legs would come up off the ground. Very safe.
Sure - we open the pool next week, the tomatoes are growing - we'll have a cookout and play on the swings!
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The State of Marriage Equality, better than CA since 2009
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My parents never bought me another swingset...I wonder why?
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Ours used to do the same thing - had to move it every summer to a new spot in the backyard. Got my first black eye on that swingset - clobbered by the swing (my reflexes are much better now
)I don't remember it disappearing, but the woods behind my mom's house finally claimed it. A few years ago, when the woods were torn out for a housing development (grrr... ) one of the legs resurfaced, but that was it. I wonder what happened to the rest of it.
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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Climb JerseyGirl Climb!
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Call me Fiona.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Ogrey Swampland
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I had that lifting-leg metal swingset too. I can remember the da-dum, da-DUM! of swinging on it even now.
That's a wonderful thing you've got for your children. We've promised to build our boys a treehouse this summer. In the winter it seemed like a good idea. Now we actually have to do it, it's getting a little less appealing.
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
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My daughter wants a tree house as well - unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your POV) the trees in our yard are at least 50 years old, and all of the good branches are up too high.
I always wanted a tree house. I was a deprived child.
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Tlilticcíhuatl
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Mexico!!
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I want a swingset
WTF? No one's ever too old to have fun in a swingset!
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Waiting for love on the web
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Good lord, I can't get over the size of your back yard! Here in Calgary the lots are teensy, even when the houses are huge. I have lot envy, never mind that incredible swingset! No wonder you wanted to stick with that one. ::jumps on the tire swing::
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Kickin it old school, posers beware
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Through the looking glass.
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Then, you could have sold all their tools and stuff at a pawn shop. YAY!
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Dazed & Confused
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
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Destiny Deceived - Internet serial story. Written by one of the best writers I have ever been. "Having been an English literary graduate, I've been trying to avoid the idea of doing art ever since. I think the idea of art kills creativity. I think media are at their most interesting before anybody's thought of calling them art, when people still think they're just a load of junk." Douglas Adams |
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Kickin it old school, posers beware
Join Date: Jan 2007
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I suppose you're right. Darn it. It is a cool play-set tho, Jersey, all kidding aside. Glad you finally got it in and the kids are playing.
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the state of carefully controlled chaos
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Ahh... Jersey Guy's in construction. The mess would have ben **coughcough** cleaned up pretty easily.
Actually, it wasn't the installer's fault - he's a separate contractor. Couldn't deliver what he didn't have and, according to him, the warehouse of this particular swingset company was a little - ahem - sparse. Anyway, we've got it. I'm filing a complaint with the BBB and writing to the company themselves - not that it'll do any good, but it'll make me feel better. I just have to wait until I've totally settled into my zen self. Too much emotion, and the letter will be full of typos and non-sequitors (??) Thanks, all - for letting me vent. even you, james81 ![]() ETA We open the pool Monday - can't wait to see what goes wrong with that
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"Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional." ~ scarletpeaches Windemere ~ Available NOW from Musa PublishingAnd a few more books as well... ![]() My Blog Facebook Twitter and last, but not least, my Website Last edited by Jersey Chick; 06-07-2008 at 07:29 AM. |
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