Am I the only one who wished someone would rip this guys tongue out before she actually tried? I kinda feel bad for the hooker that she had to kiss him to do it.
ShamWow Guy and the Cannibal Hooker
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I've been waiting to hear that Smilin' Bob's wife pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on him.
"Police found her running through this week's office party, showing her 'trophy' off to all of the women, and Milo, the copy boy."
"Police found her running through this week's office party, showing her 'trophy' off to all of the women, and Milo, the copy boy."
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Just wrong! Dammit! Now I won't be able to sleep tonight!I guess it's good that he was just kissing her on the lips.
If he'd let her kiss something else, it may have been a bit more disastrous.
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Ray, don't audition. I beg you. I like you entirely too much to be put in the position of changing the channel everytime I see your face. *shudders* Between this guy and Billy Mays, I've worn out three remotes already. And you know they'll make you use that snake-oil salesman voice too.
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A gig playing the perp in an episode of America's Most Wanted could do that for you.
PublishAmerica should hire Vince to film a commercial for them, ScamWow.
But I think he's too classy to want to represent their operation.
It might damage his reputation and hurt his career as a traditional pitchman.
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Funny how that asshole's road to ruin is paved with the same opening letter in that article.
And judging by those mug shots, Ms. Harris got in a few shots of her own. Good for her.
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No, Don's right. marriage is cheaper. It's divorce that can bite you on the @ss. In the words of the late, great Lewis Grizzard.
"I'm through with marriage. From now on, every few years, I'm gonna find some woman I hate and buy her a house."
I wish I could find some woman who hates me, to buy me a house.
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Jeeze. They messed each other up something fierce. Though she looks worse than he does, I have to admit. The blood in her hair freaks me out a little. So does the idea of her latching on to his tongue like some deranged terrier, though.
Ewwww.