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Nothing personal, Haggis, but the new modification makes your AV look like it has world's worst case of dandruff.
That's just, IMHO, you understand. Bayou Bill
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Perhaps, Bill. But it's the dandruff of lurve.
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gross.
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If that turns your lurve crank,
then you're ready for one of these. ![]() Bayou Bill ![]() eta: CRAY! It would seem some things never change.
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Grand Duchess of Spring
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Hey, back off the poor little pup. At least he is trying. Trying what I am not certain, but trying...
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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I made if more colorful for you.
It's much better now, right?
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I like the foot in the mouth best... it's so appropriate at times.
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Well at least you have your location right--smack dab in the middle of my worst nightmare.
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Psh! Are you kids still playing here? Ger'off! Off my lawn, dammit! I'ma get my shotgun, ya hurr?!
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Maybe someone who hangs out with the AW cool crowd can explain why Cray is standing on his head? I mean, is it Zen and meditation, or maybe too much Gin and medications?
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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I must not be in the 'cool crowd', Bill. I haven't a clue. I suppose it's because - in his own special way - cray's done something to endear himself to someone with teh awsum powars to turn him into a beer and flip him over on his head.
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ofg offered what seems to be a logical explaination, bill, but i'll tell you, i've endeared myself to none. and if the truth be told, i'm the model aw citizen. if we are looking to point fingers it's safe to conclude that artee gave me the horrible beer avatar. as to who turned it upside down,........hmmmm,....it's always the one you don't suspect........and i'm going to tell you who i least suspect in just a few seconds,...and she's going to deny it.....but don't believe her just because she looks like a flower,....... it was stew (trish). ![]() diabolical. Last edited by cray; 04-07-2009 at 04:51 PM. |
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Poor cray, falling down on the job
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I don't want a pickle.
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Just wanna ride your motorsical.
Looks like you went to the barber. Now, what about an opthamologist? Bayou Bill ![]() eta: Somthing tells me PETA would not approve of your morsel. You don't want Charlize Theron jumping all over your scrawny body, now do you?
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is that?....na,...couldn't be,...
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If it is QW, rest assured your chances of getting jumped by Charlize Theron or any other nude or semi-nude female-type PETA activist are ZILCH.
Sorry abou that. Bayou Bill ![]() eta: No, honest, I really am. I swear it.
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Much better, Haggis. I can deal with the red eyes.
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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