Can't thank you enough, Cray.
I now have men dressed in strange black robes chasing after me, screaming weird phrases...
I now have men dressed in strange black robes chasing after me, screaming weird phrases...
Comedy Cabaret I: Awaiting Mac's Ax
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2 july, 2009
dear cray's' boss, manager or whatever,
cray isn't feeling well. he will need to leave in about 10 minutes or however long it takes to delete cookies, clear the caches and delete browsing history.
It's also looking like cray doesn't feel well on Monday either. He may or may not be in later next week.
thank you for understanding and please call me with any questions or comments,
regards,
Inky
dear cray's' boss, manager or whatever,
cray isn't feeling well. he will need to leave in about 10 minutes or however long it takes to delete cookies, clear the caches and delete browsing history.
It's also looking like cray doesn't feel well on Monday either. He may or may not be in later next week.
thank you for understanding and please call me with any questions or comments,
regards,
Inky
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A man is about to get on the train, when he realises that he's forgotten his umbrella. Calling to him a bellboy, he says, "Listen, boy, here's a pound. Go to the Hotel Thursday on Elm Street, but run mind you as the train is about to depart. I think I left my umbrella in the left corner of the bathroom in room 504."
The boy runs off, and in a minute comes back.
"Well? Where's my umbrella?"
"You were right, sir, it was exactly where you left it."
The boy runs off, and in a minute comes back.
"Well? Where's my umbrella?"
"You were right, sir, it was exactly where you left it."
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Haggis walks into a restaurant with his young son, Cray. He gives Cray 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly Cray starts choking, going blue in the face. Haggis realises the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, Haggis is panicking, shouting for help. A well-dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at one of the other tables, reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and lays it on the table, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, Lady Jay carefully drops his pants, takes hold of Cray's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds, Cray convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which Lady Jay deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and walks back to her seat across the restaurant without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, Haggis rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her, saying:
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
'No,' Lady Jay replied, "I'm with the Inland Revenue"
The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, Haggis is panicking, shouting for help. A well-dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at one of the other tables, reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and lays it on the table, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, Lady Jay carefully drops his pants, takes hold of Cray's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds, Cray convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which Lady Jay deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and walks back to her seat across the restaurant without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, Haggis rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her, saying:
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
'No,' Lady Jay replied, "I'm with the Inland Revenue"
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The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson's death. He doesn't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times, or the boogie.
Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone.
There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.
Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone.
There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.
Change your batteries and you won't have to work as hard at it...just so ye' ken.
Free advice given by Cray, our very own Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker.
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