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So...Trish is Haggis's mommy??
And I thought Susie being RT's evil minion was the most shocking thing I would see.
So...Trish is Haggis's mommy??
Is that a round about way of calling me a bitch?
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*moves into corner, looking around, waiting for Jerry Springer to show up, hoping to get invited to the next show, which will inevitably have strippers and other assorted half-naked wominz*
*moves into corner, looking around, waiting for Jerry Springer to show up, hoping to get invited to the next show, which will inevitably have strippers and other assorted half-naked wominz*
And to think we actually missed you.
*moves into corner, looking around, waiting for Jerry Springer to show up, hoping to get invited to the next show, which will inevitably have strippers and other assorted half-naked wominz*
Isn't that sorta like what happened to you this weekend?
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No.
While I saw several stripper-looking two-legged living things walking Ocean drive, I did not give any of them any money.
Instead, I spent $25 on half-gallon-sized Mojitos (literally).
Now, ask yourself witch one produced a longer and more gratifying result.
Okay, maybe let's not.
Pardon me for answering a question posed to a member of another species, but I believe that a 'mojito' is a variety of Mexican mosquito that only sucks the blood of alcoholics.
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Really?
Oh...you simply must try one.
First, grow some mint. Fresh mint leaves are a must.
Then, and I'm assuming this is just for you, mix the following:
1.5 liters of Captain Morgan
Half a pound of sugar
18 ounces of fresh lime juice
4 liters of Soda
The entire mint plant you started a few months prior (or you can buy several dozen mint leaves from somewhere).
Mix leaves, sugar & lime juice; muddle.
Pour in rum; mix.
Pour over ice, add soda; inhale.
Repeat.
Call me from the hospital in the morning, I'll come pick you up.
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I should mention the alternate recipe, utilized most commonly in highly rural areas.
Cheap rum
7-Up
1 Slice of Mint Gum
Chew the gum
Pour 5 parts rum, 1 part 7-up directly into mouth.
Gargle.
Swallow.
Repeat.
Make sure you buy lots of gum.
And some pepto for the morning.
Cheap rum
7-Up
1 Slice of Mint Gum
Chew the gum
Pour 5 parts rum, 1 part 7-up directly into mouth.
Gargle.
Swallow.
Repeat.
Make sure you buy lots of gum.
And some pepto for the morning.
And I thought Susie being RT's evil minion was the most shocking thing I would see.
See, Heather, there's always 'sumtin' more shockin', like your avvi the other day!
No.
While I saw several stripper-looking two-legged living things walking Ocean drive, I did not give any of them any money.
Instead, I spent $25 on half-gallon-sized Mojitos (literally).
Now, ask yourself witch one produced a longer and more gratifying result.
Okay, maybe let's not.
And let's ask which one won't require a heavy round of antibiotics afterwards
Leuk, AB is going to be pi***d you gave away her recipe
See, Heather, there's always 'sumtin' more shockin', like your avvi the other day!
What?!?!?! I was fabulous
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Oh! I have the mint grown already!
Really?
Oh...you simply must try one.
First, grow some mint. Fresh mint leaves are a must.
Then, and I'm assuming this is just for you, mix the following:
1.5 liters of Captain Morgan
Half a pound of sugar
18 ounces of fresh lime juice
4 liters of Soda
The entire mint plant you started a few months prior (or you can buy several dozen mint leaves from somewhere).
Mix leaves, sugar & lime juice; muddle.
Pour in rum; mix.
Pour over ice, add soda; inhale.
Repeat.
Call me from the hospital in the morning, I'll come pick you up.
Alright. As long as I have a ride.
has to work!
So, say I never drink, cause I don't. And I make and drink that concoction that Leuk so kindly wrote the recipe down for. Those mexican mosquitoes wouldn't bite me because I am not an alcoholic, only drunk, right?
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