Whoa. I didn't realise I swore so much.
And it should be noted that - so far - mine are all to people I know IRL.
[Name], it offends me when you say that. Shut the f**k up.
"I wouldn't [censored] you with a frozen rope."
[Name], you're [age] for gawd's sake. Act like it.
Ok, a slightly less negative one, before the thread commits suicide.
[Name], I think I love you.
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Now I feel guilty and will probably suck up via rep point. :\I used to.