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heth718 · Nov 6, 2009

There was a fur trapper from up north
Who one day in his shorts sallied forth.
his shorts were so short
They drew many a snort
And he quickly devalued their worth (if you say with an accent it works)

When I woke I had green spotted skin

Sir_Nigel · Nov 6, 2009

When I woke I had green spotted skin
and so had my Siamese twin!

Matera the Mad · Nov 6, 2009

When I woke I had green spotted skin
and so had my Siamese twin!
We looked at each other

Nymtoc · Nov 6, 2009

When I woke I had green spotted skin
and so had my Siamese twin!
We looked at each other
And called for our mother

Melisande · Nov 7, 2009

When I woke I had green spotted skin
and so had my Siamese twin!
We looked at each other
And called for our mother
Who sure couldn't help, but grin.

There once was a cow in Alabama

Melisande · Nov 7, 2009

There once was a cow in Alabama
who thought she was a hot mama

Matera the Mad · Nov 7, 2009

There once was a cow in Alabama
who thought she was a hot mama
She wore a pink bra

archerjoe · Nov 8, 2009

There once was a cow in Alabama
who thought she was a hot mama
She wore a pink bra
Utter ooh-la-la

Matera the Mad · Nov 8, 2009

There once was a cow in Alabama
who thought she was a hot mama
She wore a pink bra
Utter ooh-la-la
And danced a wild bovine samba

John Henry was a steel-drivin' man

Nymtoc · Nov 8, 2009

John Henry was a steel-drivin' man
He had a perpetual tan

flyingtart · Nov 9, 2009

John Henry was a steel-drivin' man
He had a perpetual tan
It went down his back

Lavern08 · Nov 9, 2009

John Henry was a steel-drivin' man
He had a perpetual tan
It went down his back
All the way to his crack (sorry for being crude)

archerjoe · Nov 9, 2009

John Henry was a steel-drivin' man
He had a perpetual tan
It went down his back
All the way to his crack
Which earned him many a fan

Wilbur said "About this swine flu"

talkwrite · Nov 9, 2009

Wilbur said "About this swine flu"
I'm sorry I just sneezed on you.

Matera the Mad · Nov 9, 2009

Wilbur said "About this swine flu"
I'm sorry I just sneezed on you.
I'd have covered my face

flyingtart · Nov 10, 2009

Wilbur said "About this swine flu"
I'm sorry I just sneezed on you.
I'd have covered my face
With a cloth, just in case

Sir_Nigel · Nov 10, 2009

Wilbur said "About this swine flu"
I'm sorry I just sneezed on you.
I'd have covered my face
With a cloth, just in case
but… aphooey, bleuheurgh, achooo

Oh no, I have stepped in manure

Nymtoc · Nov 10, 2009

Oh no, I have stepped in manure
I feel like an absolute boor

Woof · Nov 10, 2009

Oh no, I have stepped in manure
I feel like an absolute boor
I smell like a pig

Nymtoc · Nov 10, 2009

Oh no, I have stepped in manure
I feel like an absolute boor
I smell like a pig
The cow pie's so big

heth718 · Nov 10, 2009

Oh no, I have stepped in manure
I feel like an absolute boor
I smell like a pig
The cow pie's so big
No amount of cleaning's a cure
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I open the door in my robe

Matera the Mad · Nov 10, 2009

I open the door in my robe
And my visitor blinked like a strobe

Sir_Nigel · Nov 11, 2009

I open the door in my robe
And my visitor blinked like a strobe
my robe was transparent !

Woof · Nov 11, 2009

I open the door in my robe
And my visitor blinked like a strobe
my robe was transparent !
no shame was apparent

archerjoe · Nov 11, 2009

I open the door in my robe
And my visitor blinked like a strobe
my robe was transparent !
no shame was apparent
Where the aliens attached their probe

Yes, I was abducted last night

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Passion in full bloom

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