You may not know this, but...
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Once I was talking to one of my friends, and she was telling me how the 2 people (girl and guy) sitting at the table with her were trying to make her do something she didn't want to.
so I said "Well who cares what they say?"
then she tells me "-insert name of guy here- is like my father!"
I thought the inserted "like" was just one of those extraneous "likes" that she usually put into her sentences...
so I thought that that guy was really her father so I blushed, feeling horribly embarrassed
and said to the two people "Oh you're _____'s parents? I'm so sorry!"
then the guy and girl start cracking up laughing (along with my friend)
and then my friend tells me that they weren't her parents and she was just kidding
(then I was even more embarrassed and made a mental note not to believe anything she said LOL)
so I said "Well who cares what they say?"
then she tells me "-insert name of guy here- is like my father!"
I thought the inserted "like" was just one of those extraneous "likes" that she usually put into her sentences...
so I thought that that guy was really her father so I blushed, feeling horribly embarrassed
and said to the two people "Oh you're _____'s parents? I'm so sorry!"
then the guy and girl start cracking up laughing (along with my friend)
and then my friend tells me that they weren't her parents and she was just kidding
(then I was even more embarrassed and made a mental note not to believe anything she said LOL)
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I'm a C-section. My mom had an appointment with the doctor that day and he saw that the umbilical cord had broken. They were supposed to be removing a dead baby.
I came our with a cigarette in one hand and a vodka tonic in the other
I came our with a cigarette in one hand and a vodka tonic in the other
My mom used to work for the people who owned the Times Square Building
and was able to invite whoever she wanted to be up on the building on New Years Eve when the ball dropped (she brought my dad, her brother and my aunt. My mom and dad weren't yet married at the time)
She also turned down a job offer from Donald Trump because his offer was "not even enough to pay for (her) shoes" (again before I was born)
and was able to invite whoever she wanted to be up on the building on New Years Eve when the ball dropped (she brought my dad, her brother and my aunt. My mom and dad weren't yet married at the time)
She also turned down a job offer from Donald Trump because his offer was "not even enough to pay for (her) shoes" (again before I was born)
I yelled "You're fired" at Donald Trump. Mayor Bloomberg wasn't amused.
Hey, they were blocking the way to the bathroom.
Hey, they were blocking the way to the bathroom.
when I was younger I accidentally called 3 of my elementary school teachers "mom" and one of them "dad"
(it was only one time it wasn't a routine thing LOL, i was always very embarrassed afterward, except the one time cuz one of the teachers didn't hear me say it)
(it was only one time it wasn't a routine thing LOL, i was always very embarrassed afterward, except the one time cuz one of the teachers didn't hear me say it)
babies cry when their parents let me hold them (and that makes me very sad )
i also made a little girl cry when I was helping with children's church because I didn't pick her to be a volunteer for one of the activities.
I don't think i'm meant to be around little kids
)i also made a little girl cry when I was helping with children's church because I didn't pick her to be a volunteer for one of the activities.
I don't think i'm meant to be around little kids
I'm a sucker for catchy music lyrics and good beats.
I broke my foot getting up to answer the phone.
When I was little, I used to think they were speaking a foreign language in the alphabet song because everyone always sang, "l-m-n-o-p" so fast.
I broke my foot getting up to answer the phone.
When I was little, I used to think they were speaking a foreign language in the alphabet song because everyone always sang, "l-m-n-o-p" so fast.
I have a big stuffed animal version of Tigger in the corner of my room (what can I say, my room is themed orange and pink, and Tigger is definitely orange LOL )
I also know the entire Tigger song
)I also know the entire Tigger song
I once ate cat food as a kid because the cat seemed to love it so much.
I've only kissed two people in my life. An old boyfriend and my now husband.
I hate wearing shoes. As soon as I enter my office, the shoes go off.
I've only kissed two people in my life. An old boyfriend and my now husband.
I hate wearing shoes. As soon as I enter my office, the shoes go off.
cat food does smell really good (dry cat food) lol
awww that is sooo cute!
ETA: I've never kissed anybody, never had a boyfriend, and have never been asked out on a date.
I was asked to prom though (once) but he was only asking me because practically every other senior & junior had been asked already.
I also have never been to a high school dance (not even prom, even though I was asked)
(been to a college dance though)
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When I was in grade 1, I would often hand in my assignments in a made up language. Apparently that's one of the signs of hyperlexia.
I still sleep with a stuffed animal (it's a Saint Bernard puppy, his name is Beethoven after the one in the movie)
(it's a Saint Bernard puppy, his name is Beethoven after the one in the movie)
You may not know this, but....
I'm that chick in the car next to you rocking out to the radio, dance moves and all.
Yup. So wave next time you see me.
I'm that chick in the car next to you rocking out to the radio, dance moves and all.
Yup. So wave next time you see me.
cat food does smell really good (dry cat food) lol
Yes, the dry kind.
ETA: I've never kissed anybody, never had a boyfriend, and have never been asked out on a date.
I was asked to prom though (once) but he was only asking me because practically every other senior & junior had been asked already.
I also have never been to a high school dance (not even prom, even though I was asked)
(been to a college dance though)
Oh, don't rush it. Really! Take your time and you'll have much more fun when you're older anyway.
I get terrified when I'm driving on the highway and cars coming up the acceleration lane have to merge with me.
I also get nervous when cars come up too quickly in my rear view mirror and when I have to drive next to big trucks.
I also get nervous when cars come up too quickly in my rear view mirror and when I have to drive next to big trucks.
*I was once bucked off a horse and had a depressed skull fracture.
My mother wasn't big on hospitals, so she had me stop the bleeding, bandage it, and told me to let her know if I felt like throwing up or falling asleep.
You should have seen the look on the X-ray technician's face four years later when I went in for another horse related head injury, and I said, "Oh no that's not it, that was years ago, this time I got hit on the back of the head."
*There is still a small dent above my hair line from the original injury.
My mother wasn't big on hospitals, so she had me stop the bleeding, bandage it, and told me to let her know if I felt like throwing up or falling asleep.
You should have seen the look on the X-ray technician's face four years later when I went in for another horse related head injury, and I said, "Oh no that's not it, that was years ago, this time I got hit on the back of the head."
*There is still a small dent above my hair line from the original injury.
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