Well, that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Guess we should all pack it up and retire, eh? Some undergrads said so, and everyone knows they're not unusually prone to believing any ridiculous crap they're told. (Look Zadie, I've taught undergrads. Some of them will believe anything if you use big enough words.)
EDIT: I think she needs a critique to help her writing ability. Some of those sentences need alteration.
Editorial Suggestions:
Delete everything but the first paragraph.
Change the first paragraph to "I'm a poor writer and don't understand basic novel structure, so I'm going to pretend the fault lies with everyone else instead of me. Why do those worthless peasants keep buying that abominable Stephen King and J.K. Rowling stuff, when it is clear that I'm the true genius? WAAAAAAHHH!

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She can't write very well, so instead of accepting it and improving, she decides instead that all other writers and readers should change their standards to fit her needs.