Hilarious Ebert review of New Moon

Kristiina · Nov 21, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
Two accomplices and the hour of my conquest is at hand!

Well, as long as you don't expect any large sacrifices, I can help too... Now I actually do like them a bit older. What are the rest of the wolves like?

Cyia · Nov 21, 2009

Kristiina said:
What are the rest of the wolves like?

Married.

Misa Buckley · Nov 21, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
"Set phasers to sparkle; there's glitter on the starboard bow!"

I just wet myself laughing. Srsly.

*steals*

scarletpeaches · Nov 21, 2009

I are now in the signatures of two fellow AWers.

I has a fame!

Kristiina · Nov 21, 2009

Cyia said:
Married.

Aren't they always...

scarletpeaches · Nov 21, 2009

And don't forget - Jacob imprints on Renesmee in part #4, so we have to snare him quick!

Cyia · Nov 21, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
And don't forget - Jacob imprints on Renesmee in part #4, so we have to snare him quick!

We must start a "Save Jake" T-shirt campaign before it's too late.

scarletpeaches · Nov 21, 2009

Jacob - she can't make you happy like I can!

For a start, I'm not a toddler with fangs.

Cyia · Nov 21, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
For a start, I'm not a toddler with fangs.

Neither is Nessie. Sparklepires no have fangs.

scarletpeaches · Nov 21, 2009

Yeah, after I posted I realised that Twipires don't drink human blood.

Or kill.

Or have sex.

Or have fangs.

Or only come out at night.

Or do pretty much anything vampires should do.

But hey - they shparkle!

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 21, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
But hey - they shparkle!

That's the lamest vampire power I've ever- OHSHIT

*runs away*

scarletpeaches · Nov 21, 2009

Kaiser, you shit. Breaking Dawn is an UMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING BUK!!!!1111!!!!one!!!1eleven!!!

princessvessna · Nov 21, 2009

I am in love with this video Buffy vs. Edward:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

And for fun, check out the "lovely" Twilight crafts available for your perusal on Etsy
http://www.regretsy.com/category/twilight/

And don't forget... "Edward Prefers Cougars"
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.ph...ars&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

DavidZahir · Nov 21, 2009

I didn't think the review was that funny. Hardly funny at all, actually. The funniest thing in it was an actual quote from the movie.

But then, I'm not a huge fan of Ebert (although he is one of the better film reviewers IMHO).

I got a free pass at work. In a week or so I'll go with a couple of friends and see the flick.

Maryn · Nov 21, 2009

Jcomp said:
I like to think I'm not a hater, but the guy has a five-head.

I'm old and out of touch, obviously. What's a five-head?

Maryn, old dog, new trick

scarletpeaches · Nov 21, 2009

Like a forehead, only bigger.

robeiae · Nov 21, 2009

I have a five-skin...

maestrowork · Nov 21, 2009

I like five-play.

robeiae · Nov 21, 2009

Before you five-nicate?

Diana Hignutt · Nov 21, 2009

maestrowork said:
Nothing against anyone, and I wish them the best... but I was stuck at a Twilight panel at Comic Con... a) 5000 teenage girls screaming frantically -- it was really something to behold, and b) Pattinson and Stewart looked like they were high throughout the entire interview. A little too early (it was about 2 p.m.) for pot or ecstasy, if you ask me, especially since they were doing a public INTERVIEW!

The only people in the panel who did not look drugged were Stephanie Meyer and Taylor Whatshisname.

I'm, like, always high at public interviews. SOP.

DWSTXS · Nov 21, 2009

Those people in that show are all vomitously creepy.

No, it's never too early for pot.

Exir · Nov 21, 2009

Jacob, why don't you have a seat over there?

AJELA · Nov 21, 2009

My wife refers to this saga as "porn for shallow and stupid girls." I am sorry to see so many grown women duped by it, as well.

maestrowork · Nov 22, 2009

Came back from the theater. More people were there to see Precious than New Moon. Maybe the world isn't going to end soon....

(Go see Precious!)

BenPanced · Nov 22, 2009

Cyia said:
Neither is Nessie. Sparklepires no have fangs.

AAAAAHHHH!!! I am SO sending that 'round teh intarwebz!

Hilarious Ebert review of New Moon

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