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The secret to Santa's distribution system is that "he" is actually a network of highly effective nanites.
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Their voices sounded like bells, hideous bells that clanged and jarred inside my thoughts, bringing turmoil to the forefront of my mind.
I freaking hate those headache-inducing Jingle Bells that send bright green and red sparks out of my eyes whenever they sound.
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Alas, this line is not clearly speculative in nature. Jingle Bells do, in reality, induce headaches, vomiting, and diarrhea.
Please edit your post to make it clearly speculative.
My entry:
Walk with the manticores with your shield on your back.
We'd been told that the winds on Frentus could be dismembering in the fall, which is why the Summit was quite pleased to announce that the conference this year would be held underground near the lava pits.
I liked it better when we lived on the sun.
(Yes I know you can't live "on" a flaming gas ball, but deal with it.
)
(Yes I know you can't live "on" a flaming gas ball, but deal with it.
)
Jingle-bells, descendents of those somewhat-less-than-melodic camel bells, known for their headache-inducing properties (and other afflictions, both mental and physical), turned out, as Sylvia Esterbrook discovered, to be the cast-off shells of prehistoric aliens.
We've slain their people for years in honor of our holidays, hacking and slashing and decorating--but this Christmas, the Pyn Chree aliens have returned to take their revenge.
(Mwahahaha?)
(Mwahahaha?)
The Lisaites have used our glowing rumps for Christmas lights too long and we will take it no longer.
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In the year 2013, the steering on Santa's sleigh finally failed, sending the jolly old bastard careering at relativistic velocities into the Earth, causing the extinction of all life on Earth and ruining Christmas forever.
My sister gave me a doll that promptly tried to strangle everyone in the house, making for the worst Christmas ever.
"Would a Hanukkah miracle be too much to ask?" whispered Captain Horowitz, staring at gauges that estimated eight light years to base and only one hour of air.
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Hanukkah!
People tell their kids Santa doesn't exist from an early age, while my family came from the planet Kriskringle with Uncle Santa in tow.
We started teaching the children Santa Claus was a myth after the great Elven revolt of 1876.