Comedy Cabaret and Cheeseball Factory
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We keep hooking him up to the charger...but SOMEONE jumps the gun and removes him too early.
Deserate times calls for desperate measures.
I could be guessing here, but I think it's fair to say Stew and I have received the same reppie from the battery. And while I second everything she had to say about I would like to point out that in light of said hideousity, cray's avvie has not been punished nearly enough.
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definitely worth considering.**AHEM**
I can't be the only one who thinks this has potential
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The requests are coming in almost too quickly. Who'd have thought that Cray had so many "friends".
Dear Cray,
Although I find male strippers somewhat alluring, sending me rep pictures of your current strip act is well, not so alluring. Please do me and yourself a favor, scramble out of David Hasselhoffs G-string, take a shower, and NEVER quit your day job.
Sincerely,
Turkey
Although I find male strippers somewhat alluring, sending me rep pictures of your current strip act is well, not so alluring. Please do me and yourself a favor, scramble out of David Hasselhoffs G-string, take a shower, and NEVER quit your day job.
Sincerely,
Turkey
I move that before we proceed with any more humiliating antics we ask ourselves this: why are we picking on cray... again?
is it because
1. Today may or may not be his birthday
2. He sent us all a very disturbing rep
3. He's just a db
4. We're jealous of his good looks
I know my answers.
is it because
1. Today may or may not be his birthday
2. He sent us all a very disturbing rep
3. He's just a db
4. We're jealous of his good looks
I know my answers.
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You left one out.
5. Because he is Cray
ETA: Some batteries just beg for it.
What the seagull said
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Sure, just use any ol' excuse, Haggis.
eta: He probably closed his eyes and pointed to an answer. That is what he did on his finals.
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se...
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Hmmmm....
seasoning?
sending email?
wait, wait, I'll get it.
sessions?
serious thinking...no can't be that one. I mean...this is Haggis we're talking about. *snickers*
sex? No..phffff Again, this is Haggis.
Seborrhea? That's it aint it?! He points during seborrhea outbreaks.
How is that funny?
What we have here folks is a rare glimpse and prime example of Syn going postal.OMG! My eyes--the horror--David Hasselhoff--red G-string! Gah! Oh, the humanity.
We are at war peoples! I am now off to find a suitable rejoinder. This should be fun...
*passes around lick 'em & stick 'em stamps*
Ooooh, Cray...tongue-paper cut...not cool.
Syn?
Kiss that boys boo-boo before we wheel him off to Weenie Hut General.
Del?
Huh.
Looks like he flew the coop.
You found a picture of Jessica Alba 6ft under?Cray's eyes will be bleeding when he checks his reps. I love the internetz.
You ARE to be worshipped.
*preps bonfire & togas*
Morning crew
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
*snatches espresso away from Reg*
you sound like cray after he's gotten his tongue stuck on that frozen pole of his....er...wait a minute...
you sound like cray after he's gotten his tongue stuck on that frozen pole of his....er...wait a minute...
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