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Old 06-09-2010, 01:56 AM   #1
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Names of characters from published literature that sound DIRTY.

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Old 06-09-2010, 02:05 AM   #2
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I always thought Mr. Milquetoast (okay, a comic character) had a dirty sounding name. Don't know why.
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Unfortunate Names.
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Old 06-10-2010, 12:08 AM   #4
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... Mademoiselle Cunegonde, from Candide.
(Probably selected by Voltaire to sound so in view a scene in the book.)
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Old 06-10-2010, 12:48 AM   #5
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Unfortunate Names.
Those have nothing my all time favourite real name( right after Joy Bang)

The guy in this letter cracks me up every time
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Dirty? or just stupid?

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HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

That was for Mustapha Kunt.
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Whatever female character is in an Ian Fleming novel.

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