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Old 08-27-2010, 08:03 PM   #1751
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1.- Do I get plastic surgery with it? I could use a few more uh-huhs, if you know what I mean.
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2. I'm planning to ingratiate myself with the other workers and each member of management above me, in turn, work late on projects I initiate, wait for my supervisors to check up on me and then kill, cook and eat my way to the top.
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4. Five year plan?! Get real... I don't even have a 6-month plan.
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5. Let's face it. This place isn't exactly crawling with babes. So I reckon my work here will be done in a few months.

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4.- Understanding Women for Dummies... oh, who am I kidding?
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1.- *takes out a megaphone*

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3. Yell. "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. STOP IT. All of this yelling and fighting is giving me a migraine."
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Your gift just arrived from France and I want to go pick it up right away.

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I can't. My Mom sez I'm grounded.
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2.- I'm going to donate blood and I might forget your number because of it.
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3. I really, really want to go on this date with you, but my dog threw up on the carpet and if I don't get it professionally cleaned right away the landlord is going to evict me since this has happened before and he promised I'd never ever get away with it again because the place was absolutely pristine when I moved in even though really it wasn't even close to anything remotely pristine because like the oven wasn't cleaned and there were like spider webs in the hall and all sorts of things like that, but I know he means it so I can't take time to go on that date after all even though I really really wanted to.

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4.- I saw a burning orphanage on my way here and I have to go save all those poor kiddies or else they'll never grow up to be responsible adults like me.
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