The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

GailD · Apr 7, 2011

Hi everyone,

I can't believe that I've been wandering around these forums for months and only now discovered this place. I thought the newbie pub was it. You know, chat about exercise, diet, cookie recipes.... very sweet but ... :e2yawn:

Now I realise I've been hanging out with the kids. This looks like a whole lot more fun.

Haggis, I see you've added face jewellery. Did it hurt?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 7, 2011

Haggis said:
Eh, what the heck. I hereby declare Thursdays "Bring a Kid to the Old Fart's Bar Day."

Here, Stew. Have an Old Fashioned.

I beg your pardon?

Haggis said:
Muddle your fruit?

Keep your hands off my fruit, dog. Last time you muddled my fruit, you left claw marks.

GailD said:
Hi everyone,

I can't believe that I've been wandering around these forums for months and only now discovered this place. I thought the newbie pub was it. You know, chat about exercise, diet, cookie recipes.... very sweet but ...

Now I realise I've been hanging out with the kids. This looks like a whole lot more fun.

Haggis, I see you've added face jewellery. Did it hurt?

I don't know if it hurt him or not, but they put that zipper in the wrong place.

GailD · Apr 7, 2011

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
I don't know if it hurt him or not, but they put that zipper in the wrong place.

Del · Apr 7, 2011

GailD said:
Now I realise I've been hanging out with the kids. This looks like a whole lot more fun.

Welcome Gail. This is where we come to fluff our overstuffed armchairs and prop our feet up...and then we fall asleep. This thread snores.

So maybe you should stay here for a while. You know...get your feet wet. You might not be ready for the local locos just yet. Just sayin'.

And remember...everything is always cray's fault so blame him.

Del · Apr 7, 2011

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
I don't know if it hurt him or not, but they put that zipper in the wrong place.

Now that you mention it, Girl, it would have been a better application of it to put it cheek to cheek.

:e2zipped:

JoeBear · Apr 7, 2011

Del said:
Welcome Gail. This is where we come to fluff our overstuffed armchairs and prop our feet up...and then we fall asleep. This thread snores.

So maybe you should stay here for a while. You know...get your feet wet. You might not be ready for the local locos just yet. Just sayin'.

And remember...everything is always cray's fault so blame him.

cray said:
*gasp* how dare you, sir!
*removes white glove and backhands joebear with it*

Yeah, Gail, watch cray! He's prone to a salt and battery. :roll:

Del · Apr 7, 2011

JoeBear said:
Yeah, Gail, watch cray! He's prone to a salt and battery.

You know you can have him charged, Joe.

JoeBear · Apr 7, 2011

Del said:
You know you can have him charged, Joe.

Are you positive, Del?

Haggis · Apr 7, 2011

Stop it, stop it. :roll:

Haggis · Apr 7, 2011

GailD said:
Now I realise I've been hanging out with the kids. This looks like a whole lot more fun.

Haggis, I see you've added face jewellery. Did it hurt?

Welcome, Gail. You've come to the right place. Put your walker over in the corner there and come sit a spell.

About the jewellery--I don't remember too much about it. Del and I...well...we were out partying the other day and...well...it just all kinda becomes a blur. I do remember he wanted a beak ring and they weren't able to stick it through, so they gave it to me instead. But suffice it to say, we had lots of anesthesia.

*hic*

Del · Apr 7, 2011

JoeBear said:
Are you positive, Del?

Well, with him being bipolar it might amp up his defense and they might not find him guilty of battery, but if you stay in there and really hit him with some voltage there is a chance you can drain him enough to where he will be compelled to accept a lesser charge. Watt that would be ohm not sure.

Del · Apr 7, 2011

Haggis said:
I do remember he wanted a beak ring and they weren't able to stick it through, so they gave it to me instead.

I think I have the beak ring worked out. I'll get back to you.

Haggis · Apr 7, 2011

Del said:
Well, with him being bipolar it might amp up his defense and they might not find him guilty of battery, but if you stay in there and really hit him with some voltage there is a chance you can drain him enough to where he will be compelled to accept a lesser charge. Watt that would be ohm not sure.

*bans Del for horrendous punning*

Del said:
I think I have the beak ring worked out. I'll get back to you.

*unbans Del so he can see what other nefarious photoshopping tricks he has in mind*

Synonym · Apr 7, 2011

hey...someone upgraded our thread.

Nice.

JoeBear · Apr 7, 2011

Haggis said:
Stop it, stop it.

Del, anode it would get to Haggis eventually.

PorterStarrByrd · Apr 8, 2011

Haggis said:
What I'm wondering is if that 12 to 20 gallons is before or after it's been biled down.

That'd be syrup (at about 45-1) after some long cookin'

brought home about 200 gallons of sap last night .. expect the same today... I'll be stokin the fire (in the shack) until after lunch time today and tomorrow. That'll add some bottles to the shelf.

aruna · Apr 8, 2011

*sidles up very coyly*

Haven't been here for a long time. What are you serving? Where can I park my zimmer frame?

GailD · Apr 8, 2011

JoeBear said:
Yeah, Gail, watch cray! He's prone to a salt and battery.

Del said:
You know you can have him charged, Joe.

JoeBear said:
Are you positive, Del?

That's shocking! I see I'm going to have to catch up on the current affairs here.

Thanks for welcome, everyone. I can see I've plugged into the right place for some bright sparks.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 8, 2011

aruna said:
*sidles up very coyly*

Haven't been here for a long time. What are you serving? Where can I park my zimmer frame?

Anywhere, lady! Welcome home.

I've got a client, believe it or not, with a Zimmer! Cool car.

GailD said:
I can see I've plugged into the right place for some bright sparks.

As well as some dim bulbs... especially with the liquor flowing!

Lavern08 · Apr 8, 2011

Welcome Gail. :hi:

Hope you brought your own scooter, 'cos this one is mine:

I get real cranky if anyone touches it or puts his/her meds in my basket. :poke:

GailD · Apr 8, 2011

Lavern08 said:
Welcome Gail.

Hope you brought your own scooter, 'cos this one is mine:

I get real cranky if anyone touches it or puts his/her meds in my basket.

Thanks.
Very cool wheels.
I'm okay with the cane (just don't add coke) but I use my chair on bad days.

cray · Apr 8, 2011

welcome gail.

for the record, i'm not old.
i just come around once a week or so with a cart,....

Haggis · Apr 8, 2011

cray delivers our pRon.

cray · Apr 8, 2011

riiiight.

it's more like a monte python death cart kind of thing, gail.

GailD · Apr 8, 2011

cray said:
riiiight.

it's more like a monte python death cart kind of thing, gail.

Hi.

That's cool. I can dig it.

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