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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
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You know how it is...
You're eating a snack that's so good that you turn the bag up and let those tasty, little crumbs that are left in the corner tumble into your mouth. So what's it called when the *snack dust* fills your nostrils and you almost asphyxiate - thereby taking all of the joy out of getting down to the very, last drop?
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chief sitter on people
Join Date: May 2010
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I believe it's called gluttony, but I could be wrong.
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The Caffeine Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: A city of evil.
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Moderation?
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DANG!
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DANG!
Well, that was *tactful*
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Starscream
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Bunned
Join Date: Mar 2010
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I just call it choking.
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Distracted
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Kentucky, somehow.
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Fritobasing?
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Snacksphyxiation.
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Distracted
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Kentucky, somehow.
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O.D. (Over-Dorito)
Also sometimes referred to as "chasing the dorito". |
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practical experience, FTW
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Greedy :P
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Militant apathist
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I am innocent of all charges.
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"snack snorting"
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
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"A crumby way to go"?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Non-oxygenation taste sensations.
True story.
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The Anti-Magdalene
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Nachohypoxia
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figuring it all out
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I call it hilarious...when it happens to someone else.
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Riff-Raff
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snackattack
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knows a hawk from a handsaw
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DANG!
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^ It's not nice to make fun of people with *disabilities* ya know.
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DANG!
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knows a hawk from a handsaw
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I know that!
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Distracted
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Like Burt Reynolds in Gator
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DANG!
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Ok,
I just did it again and got Dorito crumbs up my nose. I think I'll stop doing this. ![]() * Yeah, well I can stop any time I want to. Really. I can. *
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.. and the 'voices'
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Lavern08 being Lavern08 .. again
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