The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

GailD · Jun 1, 2011

GailD said:
I think I might have spotted Del.

What do you think?

I got my hubby to have a look but he says the pic is too small - he's not sure if it's him.

You guys know him better. Does that walk look familiar to you? (I hope it's not Del. He might face a shoplifting charge.)

Bryce Daniels · Jun 1, 2011

Would that be one of them there "del"inquents we are always hearing about?

GailD · Jun 2, 2011

Bryce Daniels said:
Would that be one of them there "del"inquents we are always hearing about?

Yep. Might just be. He's been missing from this thread for quite a while.

Synonym · Jun 2, 2011

Is that a Cheeto's or Dorito's sack? That could be a clue.

Lavern08 · Jun 2, 2011

Definitely Cheetos:

Bryce Daniels · Jun 2, 2011

Well, I'm not going to be much help, I'm a-feared. I don't know the guy so can't pitch in.

I DO, however, recognize the bag of chips. Too well.

Lavern08 · Jun 2, 2011

Bryce Daniels said:
...I DO, however, recognize the bag of chips. Too well.

Me too, but I prefer the *crunchy* kind as opposed to the puffs. :Shrug:

Bryce Daniels · Jun 2, 2011

Lavern08 said:
Me too, but I prefer the *crunchy* kind as opposed to the puffs.

There she goes with the purty fonts again.

Synonym · Jun 2, 2011

Lavern has flair, Bryce.

Bryce Daniels · Jun 2, 2011

I guess it's time I fess up. I am not really a writer. The reason I joined this site is because I am officially announcing my candidacy for the 2012 Presidential election.

The neighbor kid (my chief of staff-to-be) suggested I start searching for vice-presidential hopefuls. So if any of you are interested, kindly let me know and I will begin the vetting process.

Perks of job?
1) You can use me as target practice when we go quail hunting.
2) Free spelling lessons to help you in your writing, graciously offered by your predecessor Dan Quayle
3) Lifetime green fee passes at Quail Ridge Golf Course....sure, it's public, but think of the publicity instead

Okay, I'll quell the quail stuff.

GailD · Jun 3, 2011

Bryce! I am in a quandary over your soliciting us ex-quinquagenarions in this Quixotic quest to collect your quota of votes. Such old folks may quail at the task and quiver at the thought of so much responsibility. Their quaking could destabilize this thread and quash all hopes of your finding your candidate without intro-thread quibbling.

However, your offer of the golfing (not to mention all the quaffing on the 13th hole) does qualify your request and I have no quarrel with it. Quid pro quo and all that.

So, yes, although the thought makes me a little queasy, I will head up the queque and run against your quarry.

Never quit! Tell the others to quack off. And you can quote me on that!

Haggis · Jun 3, 2011

GailD said:
Bryce! I am in a quandary over your soliciting us ex-quinquagenarions in this Quixotic quest to collect your quota of votes. Such old folks may quail at the task and quiver at the thought of so much responsibility. Their quaking could destabilize this thread and quash all hopes of your finding your candidate without intro-thread quibbling.

However, your offer of the golfing (not to mention all the quaffing on the 13th hole) does qualify your request and I have no quarrel with it. Quid pro quo and all that.

So, yes, although the thought makes me a little queasy, I will head up the queque and run against your quarry.

Never quit! Tell the others to quack off. And you can quote me on that!

JoeBear · Jun 3, 2011

GailD said:
Bryce! I am in a quandary over your soliciting us ex-quinquagenarions in this Quixotic quest to collect your quota of votes. Such old folks may quail at the task and quiver at the thought of so much responsibility. Their quaking could destabilize this thread and quash all hopes of your finding your candidate without intro-thread quibbling.

However, your offer of the golfing (not to mention all the quaffing on the 13th hole) does qualify your request and I have no quarrel with it. Quid pro quo and all that.

So, yes, although the thought makes me a little queasy, I will head up the queque and run against your quarry.

Never quit! Tell the others to quack off. And you can quote me on that!

quute!

cray · Jun 3, 2011

*makes note in gail's chart*

speaking in tongues.

Lavern08 · Jun 3, 2011

Bryce Daniels · Jun 3, 2011

GailD said:
Bryce! I am in a quandary over your soliciting us ex-quinquagenarions in this Quixotic quest to collect your quota of votes. Such old folks may quail at the task and quiver at the thought of so much responsibility. Their quaking could destabilize this thread and quash all hopes of your finding your candidate without intro-thread quibbling.

However, your offer of the golfing (not to mention all the quaffing on the 13th hole) does qualify your request and I have no quarrel with it. Quid pro quo and all that.

So, yes, although the thought makes me a little queasy, I will head up the queque and run against your quarry.

Never quit! Tell the others to quack off. And you can quote me on that!

Haggis · Jun 3, 2011

P.O.T.A.T.O.E.

Haggis · Jun 3, 2011

cray said:
*makes note in gail's chart*

speaking in tongues.

That's not tongues, young feller. It's Afrikaans.

Bryce Daniels · Jun 3, 2011

Lavern08 said:

Shouldda minded your p's (as in ~~potatoe~~ ~~potato~~ ~~potatoe~~ potato) and your q's (as in Gail's post) better, dude

cray · Jun 3, 2011

Haggis said:
That's not tongues, young feller. It's Afrikaans.

*makes a note on haggisi's's chart too.*

Haggis · Jun 3, 2011

Hey, Gail! We done got charts!

Bryce Daniels · Jun 3, 2011

Gail, I'd love to have you on the ticket. You have a way with words, and that could save me the expense of a teleprompter.

Unfortunately, the South Africa thingie presents a problem. How are you with counterfeiting birth certificates?

GailD · Jun 3, 2011

Bryce Daniels said:
Gail, I'd love to have you on the ticket. You have a way with words, and that could save me the expense of a teleprompter.

Unfortunately, the South Africa thingie presents a problem. How are you with counterfeiting birth certificates?

Who says I was born in South Africa? And according to my current birth certificate I'm not quite twenty nine years old. And on the Martian one I'm nine hundred and.... oh shoot! That would be telling.

Haggis said:
Hey, Gail! We done got charts!

I see that. Fortunately Cray doesn't know which end is up (on a chart either) and nobody can read his handwriting anyway. Someone should tell him to chart new course and go play in the Newbie Pub.

Bryce Daniels · Jun 3, 2011

GailD said:
And according to my current birth certificate I'm not quite twenty nine years old.

Haggis years don't count, Gail. :chair

GailD · Jun 3, 2011

Bryce Daniels said:

Wise move.

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