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Ben Salmon said:
I absolutely can't blame you, Outlaw, but I'm afraid I just can't do it right now. I'm sorry. I'll keep my gun in my desk drawer if you keep your vegetables (and fruit?) in yours. Deal?


Not sure if you noticed, but outlaw's don't carry veggies. But under the circumstances, I'll say deal, as I understand how busy you must be. Besides, if you did it for one, you would be inundated with others crying foul.

Thanks for your patience and kindness (Outlaw quietly slides closed the draw holding his chrome-plated Desert Eagle.);)
 

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You're welcome. But hey, you quoted me out of context! You absolutely should query good agents, even if their instructions aren't clear. I was joking!

Aww heck, Mr. Salmon. I know, I know. I was just trying to make you smile, because you made me smile. See all the smileys and winks in that post?

(See what happens when I run at the mouth?)

Ah, me too. lol
 

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Well, I probably shouldn't tackle this since it's past my imposed "question submission deadline," but it's a Friday and I'm in a decent mood, so I hope that doesn't tick the rest of you off. Besides, I really wanted to try to get to every question on here.

rugcat said:
Hey Ben,

One of the most frustrating things, from what I've seen posted on this board, is the non-reply. Did the query go astray? Did the reply go astray? Did anyone even see it?

I hate to say it rugcat, but stuff happens. Maybe it gets lost, accidentally thrown away, misplaced during a move of offices, maybe the intern forgot to respond, maybe their was an overwhelming of queries and the rejections just never got officially rejected... and some agencies choose just to only respond to queries they're interested in. That's their prerogative. And it's your prerogative to feel about that as you will.

Here's what I'm going to say on the matter: A non-response is a rejection. That's it. Write it off. Maybe you'll get a late rejection or offer of representation, but don't count on it. You'll drive yourself nuts. If the agent wants to rep you, she'll get in touch with you. I promise.​

rugcat said:
If a query doesn't interest you, do you stilll always take the time to send a rejection? (Assuming it follows proper submission guidelines including email address and SASE.) Or do you occcasionally get overwhelmed and just toss it?

We do our best, but no one's perfect. I'll leave it at that.

rugcat said:
What about other agents at Rights Unlimited? (I guess they'd have to speak for themselves.)

Official responses to all queries at the agency are handled by the same people, so the same answer applies...
 

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FloVoyager said:
Aww heck, Mr. Salmon. I know, I know. I was just trying to make you smile, because you made me smile. See all the smileys and winks in that post?

Oops. I can be pretty thick sometimes. Don't mind me.
 

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Well folks, I believe the time has come for me to retire. Someone, quick, prepare the fainting couch! I intend to land, with impeccable timing and theatrics, on the pink fluffy cushions with a swoon to remember.

Thanks for having me and welcoming me with open arms. And hey, thanks for those groovy "reputation points" and comment things. I appreciate the lovely compliments you've been paying me! (Most of them which I probably don't deserve!)

(See? Even an agent can have a heart.)

My best of luck to the lot of you!
 

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No worries. :) You're a sweetheart. Thanks again for being here and answering our questions like this.
 

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Quick, someone, pass the smelling salts!

Ben, it has been a pleasure to have you here. We really appreciate your candor, words of wisdom, and time.

I hope we can persuade you into stopping in again sometime.

You've been terrific. I bet you are an amazing agent.

Best,

Lisa
 
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Good Word said:
Quick, someone, pass the smelling salts!

Ben, it has been a pleasure to have you here. We really appreciate your candor, words of wisdom, and time.

I hope we can persuade you into stopping in again sometime.

You've been terrific. I bet you are an amazing agent.

Best,

Lisa

Thanks, Lisa! You're the sweetest.

And by the by, I enjoyed gormandizing on everyone's questions!

(Sorry, I had to. And now I'm gone for real this time...)
 

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The one thing I've learned from all these helpful responses is that I shouldn't get myself all hung up about trivia.

An Agent wants a good story, refreshingly written and a Query Letter that shows a degree of commonsense and complies with the submission requirements, if any - period.

Thank you, Ben.
 
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