Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)
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Howie says thx much, Duchess 'n ac. Me, too! 
s 4 y'all! So glad yer in a good mood, swach, but then you always are!
s 4 y'all! So glad yer in a good mood, swach, but then you always are!
*ducks head to avoid flying skwirrel*
I had to dash off earlier.
So, I'm back...
To say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOWIE!!!
Hope you have a wonderful day and fantastic year ahead.
psst.... we know why Susie was your high school sweetheart.
I had to dash off earlier.
So, I'm back...
To say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOWIE!!!
Hope you have a wonderful day and fantastic year ahead.
psst.... we know why Susie was your high school sweetheart.
*I must behave. Resist the temptation. I must behave. Resist the temptation . . . *
Aww, thx much, Gail 'n Chrissy! ac, I haven't looked that good, well, nevah! s 4 everybody! We actually got to go to denny's for howie's free grand slammin' breakfast. Eggs, pancakes, french toast, bacon (we thought of you, ac) 'n sausage. Howie likes the bacon 'n sausage, not me. Oh, happy day!
s 4 everybody! We actually got to go to denny's for howie's free grand slammin' breakfast. Eggs, pancakes, french toast, bacon (we thought of you, ac) 'n sausage. Howie likes the bacon 'n sausage, not me. Oh, happy day! 
You should work in an engineering office. Five o'clock on a July afternoon and someone will be making a new pot of coffee.
Sounds like my type of job, I'll take it!
One suggestion: never go to a meeting with mechanical engineers. It's like the Twilight Zone; you will swear time has stopped. Especially never go to a meeting with mechanical engineers in a high-rise office tower . . . you will be too tempted to jump out the window.
Noted. Perhaps I could give them all cookies laced with exlax? That should get the meeting going
Don't count on it. MP&E (mechanical, plumbing, & electrical) engineers are the only people in the world who actually enjoy going to meetings. And they come in groups. Call a meeting with an MP&E firm and half their office will show up.
"Are we going to have an exciting Powerpoint presentation? I love those."
"This should be a short meeting. We should be done in seventy-two hours."
"Can we go back and discuss what size pipe to use again? I didn't understand it the first fifty times."
"Did you see the latest issue of Sewer Monthly? We were featured on the cover."
"Which mechanical system do you want to use . . . too cold, or too hot?"
"Do we get free pens for coming?"
"Can I get more of that delicious vending machine coffee?"
"Hey, look . . . free pocket protectors!"
"Are we going to have an exciting Powerpoint presentation? I love those."
"This should be a short meeting. We should be done in seventy-two hours."
"Can we go back and discuss what size pipe to use again? I didn't understand it the first fifty times."
"Did you see the latest issue of Sewer Monthly? We were featured on the cover."
"Which mechanical system do you want to use . . . too cold, or too hot?"
"Do we get free pens for coming?"
"Can I get more of that delicious vending machine coffee?"
"Hey, look . . . free pocket protectors!"
AC I think we need to discuss which type of uhhh wood (giggle) we are using. Brown? Or other?
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