Mmmmm.
I'm eating goldfish and basketballs(?) and booze.
Now, I know you are lying...
For that statement to be even close to physically possible, the booze has GOT to come first.
Mmmmm.
I'm eating goldfish and basketballs(?) and booze.
. Don't get me wrong. Scary is good. I wouldn't still be here if I didn't enjoy being around scary women.
thing please? I scar easy.*fixes up an Extra Large Mocha with Extra Whip Cream and passes it to Fenika *

Now, I know you are lying...
For that statement to be even close to physically possible, the booze has GOT to come first.
I get review requests for my blog that often start by letting me know their vampire novel is a work of fiction featuring "fictional vampires."
... so, anyone besides me been unable to stop watching the latest Prometheus trailer, even though it keeps inspiring embarrassing noises to tumble forth in reply?
But I am not admitting to anything.
Yeah, that's been done.
What about nonfiction vampires in a fictional work?
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Ye gads, has it been four months already? I've been away so long the Cantina remodeled. I knew that trying to self-edit would eat my brain, but this is verging on ridiculous.
I've started to explain revisions to my coworkers as akin to yanking out your own teeth, giving them a quarter turn, and then trying to shove them back in to fit. Am I alone in this, or is it the caffeine starting to dissolve my ability to make a simile? There has been a lot of caffeine.
and I bleed on the floor for a while.Embarrassing noises? Please explain, but be discreet. I's a delicate lil flower.
Those mental paper towels never really soak up the mess. they usually just push it around and make it messier.
You don't know me probably, I'm new. I'm the guy who says annoying things, then Hills goesand I bleed on the floor for a while...

Lestat was real? Ohhhhhhhhh.
Hey, about those Kraken treats. Are they made FOR Krakens, or FROM them?