The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary
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I wish dial up was fast enough to load and watch you tube stuff so that I would not miss so much of what there is to miss beacuse missing stuff makes me feel naked or something but I am not sure if that is what I really feel like when I miss stuff or just maybe incomplete though I know that I am not imcomplete inside where beauty really stalks waiting to come out and show the world how special I am when the some of the world does not care and they dont even care if I miss stuff on you tube either I guess but maybe some of them do and one of them will send me a million dollars to set up a satelite dish if I can find the sattelite or maybe I'll just go down and win the lottery and the first thing that I would do is buy a satelite of my own then I would give every one in the world who care about me missing stuff a million dollars which would still leave me a lot of money since that would probably ony take up about a half million dollars and I could use the rest for buying candy that I could hoard in the woods where nobody except maybe a lost hunter would find it while he was out hunting and got lost so that he couldn't find any deer even though there are a lot of them but they have agreed not to eat my candy as long as I dont give the hunters directions to wherever the deer are but one of them said I could give the hunters the directions to Hell if I wanted to and he would like that very much and maybe even not eat my candy which I had hoarded when I bought it with all of the left over lottery money that I didnt have to give to people who cared about me missing stuff on you tube and maybe in other places too because
okay porter I am getting very afraid I understood most of that. I too live where we do not get cable only out of the sky type reception stuffs.
so for you from th youtube vid
so for you from th youtube vid
Todays sermon is to nag at you to be good and yes I know there are many ways to be good like last night and then breakfast this morning which were both good if the proper things were served like maybe or maybe not pancakes or waffles with butter and maple syrup this morning or to behave which might or might be what I should stick to though sticking to something is usually kind of a sticky situation and may or may not be much fun or to give things to people who need them not like last night whenever you can which should be pretty often since you have a lot of spare time and a computer on which you should or should not post pictures of last night being good or you would not be able to be reading this which you may or may not continue to read but if you are you reading this you will realize that all I want you to do is be good because that may or may not have rewards not like the ones on the post office wall for locating people who were not good in some way or another and now somebody wants to lock them away for good which may or may not be a way that you might or might not want to be good all by your self or with bubba who kind of might like you to be good like you were last night because
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Todays sermon is to nag at you to be good and yes I know there are many ways to be good like last night and then breakfast this morning which were both good if the proper things were served like maybe or maybe not pancakes or waffles with butter and maple syrup this morning or to behave which might or might be what I should stick to though sticking to something is usually kind of a sticky situation and may or may not be much fun or to give things to people who need them not like last night whenever you can which should be pretty often since you have a lot of spare time and a computer on which you should or should not post pictures of last night being good or you would not be able to be reading this which you may or may not continue to read but if you are you reading this you will realize that all I want you to do is be good because that may or may not have rewards not like the ones on the post office wall for locating people who were not good in some way or another and now somebody wants to lock them away for good which may or may not be a way that you might or might not want to be good all by your self or with bubba who kind of might like you to be good like you were last night because my words because
Upon reading one of Porter's recent tirades, I was reminded of a small problem we have back here in The World. It has to do with a gallon of maple syrup we received this past Christmas. A whole gallon of syrup is too much for us to deal with all in one go. Opened, it tends to go moldy before we can finish it. I would like to preserve it in quart size lots in order to keep the greedy little saprophytes at bay. My question is, would canning it in a water bath be adequate, or must it go through the pressure canning process?
What say the old timers?
What say the old timers?
Water bath canning is fine. By the way, if you do get a little of the dark mold skin on top, it does not ruin the syrup. Lift it off and forget you ever saw it.
It would be even better if you sent the extra to me.
I don't think it is nice to beg unless that's the only way she responds but there really is no such thing as extra maple syrup like there is a Santa Clause and an Easter QW or even a sandman though I never figured out how to sleep with sand in my eyes since it feels like there is grit in there and I don't want to move my eyelids shut when I feel like that and instead I scream so loud it wakes me up so maybe the sandman really exists but uses a lot of false advertising to get what he wants which might be a bigger beach if he is selfish or maybe just a new box if he is not but I don't see how he is going to get either of those with the kind of reputation he has so maybe I'll just ignore whether or not he really does exist for a while while I try to figure it out while I also am figuring other things out like why the new girl does not like pigs who she might envy because
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