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Part-time ninja
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Also, in semi-related news, today was the first time I noticed the "sans pants" tag on this thread.
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
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I. Am. Not. Touching. That. One.
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Which reminds me of the old Infocom Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy text adventure game. (Where at one point, you had to possess both tea and no tea to move along in the game)
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Geekzilla
AW Moderator
Join Date: May 2009
Location: inside the machine
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LOL - I have learned not to take juice off a kid when she is still drinking it. That's my great insight for the day. *sigh* The stain is never gonna come out...
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Infocom games were the bomb.
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
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And knowing is only half the battle. "G.I. Joeeee!!" |
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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Part-time ninja
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Last year I did an entire post chronicling the Alexander Skarsgard nude scenes. Some days I am surprised they pay me to do this.
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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Part-time ninja
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Dallas, Texas
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I lead a tortured life, Tiffany. TORTURED.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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I'm going to smash my iPhone keypad now. Dong Gardening was at least hilarious. I refuse to look for any kind of asses.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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Might even have a t-shirt. ![]() Which is not to say it won't happen again, mind you.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: May 2009
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I'm extremely proud of myself for getting the Babel Fish without any sort of aid or hints.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,459
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Well since I didn't send you the t-shirt, you must have a lot of self purchased wearable trophies in your closet. How odd.
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My sarcasm got the better of me.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Los Angeles
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Clearly. OMG I would 100% absolutely, totally, and without remorse, hate to be you.
Naked Aex Skarsgard. Pfffft. Washboard abs do nothing for me.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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I have many t-shirts. Some are quite old, actually.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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How old are they?
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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And at hour 22 I am going to try this restful sleep thing again. G'night folks. Happy sans pants night to all.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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Just about setting the house on fire while roasting cherry tomatoes, zucchini, garlic and scallions. I'll totally call the fire department after I finish eating.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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Andy's actually looking pretty good this season, wouldn't you know? |
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Part-time ninja
Join Date: Jan 2012
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And that's all that matters. <3
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Yours truly
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Venezuela
Posts: 9,999
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Hey there.
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,525
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,897
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Hey, Max.
The kid is telling me how he's built a wormhole between our toilet and the toilet in his spaceship (made of soap) that shuttles him between Earth (where he works) and Saturn (where he lives). It is officially freaking me out. |
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