Proper crit, unless they requested mercy.
And zomg, cant sleep. Epic dream.
We were warriors, with spears,out on the water. Shark monsters were killed. More came, got bigger. Other warriors left, guy friend and I staid. Our boat was only an oversized canoe so we took shelter on some rocks when shit got tight. Sharks kept coming. Land was a few hundred yards away but the water was uber deep here. I looked down to acess monster shark situation and found a mother shark that could have ate the fking titanic. And clearly we were sitting on her bloody nursery! Epic horror!
I told my friend not to panic when he looked down and saw something larger than the titanic. He looked down and cursed.
The rocks weren't that big at the surface so we had to watch for jumping sharks trying to eat us and for mama bertha to finally take notice of us. She didnt so after awhile we made a mad dash for shore when bertha was on the far side. We made it but there was a kennel with an egg in it on the rocky beach. I told my friend not to touch it and the sharks wouldnt. At first he listened and climbed onto a narrow ledge with me. Then he lost his sense and splashed into the shallow water. A shark grabbed him and dragged him as he clung to the kennel and all disappeared.
Miraculously he broke free and swam ashore, convieniently wound free. He sobbed that I was right but I had no time for fools. I bravely stuck my head under water and saw the kennel with the egg by some ready to hatch shark eggs. I knew the egg wouldnt drown until it hatched, whatever land animal it was, but of course it would be friggen eatten by sharks before it could drown. And forget that it was uber deep, I could see this from the shore thanks to Magic Dream Perspective Shifts.
It was on. My warrior self pulled out a stick of dynamite from thin air. I told my friend to get back and that we'd have to blow up the top of bertha shark just under the surface. I tried to figure out how we'd do this and not blow ourselves up, or have it go off just above the surface ineffectively. Then I imagined a big chunk of bertha getting blown off, her body spasming, and her tail smashing the precious unknown-species egg of ours. Friend is freaking out. I lit the fuse.
And then I woke up all O.O
And now that I got that out I will try and get some sleep. Eeee.