Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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that reminds me!
*grabs mic*
an old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
"it's terrible," she said, "i haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"i see. have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"naturally," porter replied, "i sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night."
"no," the doctor said, "i mean do you take anything?"
"naturally," answered porter, "i take a book."
She needs to take something that will scare the shit out her.
which leaves anything written by Haggis out of the picture.
which leaves anything written by Haggis out of the picture.
FIFY
And be careful where you put your knees. Cray's got a bad back.
Just saying.
"Where's the dog star?"
"In the night sky."
"Not yet he isn't - you hold him down, and I'll attach the firework to his bum."
"In the night sky."
"Not yet he isn't - you hold him down, and I'll attach the firework to his bum."
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