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you spelled 'awesome' wrong there, artee.
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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We still have Gail, Nina, and HB...
Anyone seen New Girl recently? Or Angie?
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Starscream
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However you two term it.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
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I term it...
Evil Donut!
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Starscream
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Ohh, we haven't had one of those in the Cabaret in a while
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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That's a start ... one less evil here. Still a passel or two left, I fear.
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your moobs are, by far, the most evil thangs in this here cabaret.
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that reminds me! *grabs mic* an old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "it's terrible," she said, "i haven't moved my bowels in a week." "i see. have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "naturally," porter replied, "i sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "no," the doctor said, "i mean do you take anything?" "naturally," answered porter, "i take a book." |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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She needs to take something that will scare the shit out her.
which leaves anything written by Haggis out of the picture. |
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or she could take a glance in the mirror.
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Goonsquad
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*pads back into the Cabaret*
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.. and the 'voices'
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just to help your everlastings, I'm praying on you tonight.
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Free.
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Good. I'm planning on nursing a nurse.
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Quote:
And be careful where you put your knees. Cray's got a bad back. Just saying.
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.. and the 'voices'
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Bless you for your concern for your fellow human being.
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I question this sentiment.
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Goonsquad
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Nice tail, PD.
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.. and the 'voices'
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There he goes ... right back into the gutter.
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Maybe he's looking at the stars from the gutter...
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
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.. and the 'voices'
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Well yes, Rumpy is a star of sorts.
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Free.
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Stars? Like in pr0n stars?
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Starscream
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Around here, anything is possible.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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fire breather
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I'm make a horrible star.
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Geekzilla
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"Where's the dog star?"
"In the night sky." "Not yet he isn't - you hold him down, and I'll attach the firework to his bum."
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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