Sydney! How awful. 
Everyone was okay? What would you have done, do you think?
Klein! Plenty of floozies to go around!
Everyone was okay? What would you have done, do you think? Klein! Plenty of floozies to go around!
Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)
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Klein 'n astro. Yep, like Syd said all floozies once you enter!
So, can I buy you a piece of cake...?
Klein Helmer
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Sydney! How awful.
I've thought about it. Probably either started crying or laughing hysterically. Or, as I sometimes do, I would've question him like "Are you sure you want to rob us? There isn't much money. Now that place down the street, they are always hopping." But not to be smart, just cause I do that when I am nervous.
Yikes, Syd that must've been scary. Glad no one was hurt.
Me too! I feel bad for the girl, it was her first night closing by herself.
1. Klein - I like you already. Any friend of Paul's is a friend of mine.
2. What would Sydney have done? She would have kicked the perp in the gonads and broken a bottle of Jack over his head. Syd ain't no shrinking violet, folks.
3. I'm with A-Drag. I like my vegans with a little parmesan cheese.
2. What would Sydney have done? She would have kicked the perp in the gonads and broken a bottle of Jack over his head. Syd ain't no shrinking violet, folks.
3. I'm with A-Drag. I like my vegans with a little parmesan cheese.
2. What would Sydney have done? She would have kicked the perp in the gonads and broken a bottle of Jack over his head. Syd ain't no shrinking violet, folks.
While I appreciate the vote of confidence I have a feeling that were a gun shoved at my face, I would shrink pretty quickly
I mean, I am bad A$$ people, but lets not get carried away
Klein Helmer
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To describe your ordeal as an outrage and offer condolences is utterly insufficient.
We must root this animal from his hole and make him disappear.
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I followed the scent of noob and it lead me here. Welcome, Klein!
Syd, we all know you would have done the ol' Jedi mind trick on the perp. Don't be modest.
Syd, we all know you would have done the ol' Jedi mind trick on the perp. Don't be modest.
Uh-oh,
Look out for the Lucy impersonator, Klein...
She'll love ya and leave ya broke, busted and disgusted.
Look out for the Lucy impersonator, Klein...
She'll love ya and leave ya broke, busted and disgusted.
Klein Helmer
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Thank you, and congratulations on your book! It sounds interesting, and I am glad to see the reviews on Amazon are overwhelmingly positive.
Uh-oh,
Look out for the Lucy impersonator, Klein...
She'll love ya and leave ya broke, busted and disgusted.
Haha, noted.
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Hi all! Hope all is well!
My best friend for the last 12 years died last Wednesday. My dog, my sweetheart. She's okay now, she was getting old. I think of her and I smile. I'm just grateful that I got to know her. I know that sounds cheesy, but there it is. It's okay. It's good.
Anyway...lol..
Carry on.
My best friend for the last 12 years died last Wednesday. My dog, my sweetheart. She's okay now, she was getting old. I think of her and I smile. I'm just grateful that I got to know her. I know that sounds cheesy, but there it is. It's okay. It's good.
Anyway...lol..
Carry on.
How can coffee make anything worse!!
Don't worry, keep taking the pills and the delusion will soon go away...
To AW and to the GSHoFF. Word of advice, don't make the cat grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Hope you are enjoying it here at AW and finding your way around okay.
That sucks Syd, I feel bad for the girl closing, but glad it wasn't you, all the same. Having a gun shoved in your face isn't much fun, when I worked at Dollar General years back, we got robbed. Three guys with sawed off shotguns. The store was packed with women and children. Luckily, they didn't get trigger happy, but one was very young and nervous so I was worried there for a minute.
Running out, they ran into cans of mops and brooms and lost half the money.
Hi all! Hope all is well!
My best friend for the last 12 years died last Wednesday. My dog, my sweetheart. She's okay now, she was getting old. I think of her and I smile. I'm just grateful that I got to know her. I know that sounds cheesy, but there it is. It's okay. It's good.
Anyway...lol..
Carry on.
Not cheesy at all, they are family members and very loved. I know you'll miss her dearly. But glad that she had a very happy and loving home.
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Hi all! Hope all is well!
My best friend for the last 12 years died last Wednesday. My dog, my sweetheart. She's okay now, she was getting old. I think of her and I smile. I'm just grateful that I got to know her. I know that sounds cheesy, but there it is. It's okay. It's good.
Anyway...lol..
Carry on.
I am so sorry for your loss.
Hope you are enjoying it here at AW and finding your way around okay.
Thank you. To this point I am rather enjoying myself, and I will be sure to stay on my toes.
Hi all! Hope all is well!
My best friend for the last 12 years died last Wednesday. My dog, my sweetheart. She's okay now, she was getting old. I think of her and I smile. I'm just grateful that I got to know her. I know that sounds cheesy, but there it is. It's okay. It's good.
Anyway...lol..
Carry on.
Gee, sure is sad when a loved one whether human or pet passes on. Prayers to you, Archer. s
I can tell someone in here likes Paul L. I wonder who Who wants prelicks? My tongue is ready 
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sI can tell someone in here likes Paul L. I wonder who
Who wants prelicks? My tongue is ready s!
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I can tell someone in here likes Paul L. I wonder who
Okay, I should really get ready for hell work now. Got up early and now I'll probably be late. Then I'll be called into the office and get punished, which would be great if Paul Walker was my boss. That would actually make it worth going in. But my boss is a far cry from being Paul Walker.
So, gotta go. Later funners and floozies.
So, gotta go. Later funners and floozies.
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Okay, I should really get ready forhellwork now. Got up early and now I'll probably be late. Then I'll be called into the office and get punished, which would be great if Paul Walker was my boss. That would actually make it worth going in. But my boss is a far cry from being Paul Walker.
So, gotta go. Later funners and floozies.
ROFLMAO
And sorry n-f, you really gotta get yourself a decent, wealthy man. Just sayin'
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Hi all! Hope all is well!
My best friend for the last 12 years died last Wednesday. My dog, my sweetheart. She's okay now, she was getting old. I think of her and I smile. I'm just grateful that I got to know her. I know that sounds cheesy, but there it is. It's okay. It's good.
Anyway...lol..
Carry on.
I'm so sorry.
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