Yay, poo!
Dys and Caleb, be grateful you don't get the reference. That character is what made me stop watching S0uth P@rk.
Maryn, I H-A-T-E those little ants! They love butter, too.

I wash the counters with Borax and then spray Lysol. We've been ant-free for 5 days now. I also moved the butter to the top of the fridge.
So. I'm back home. Details whited-out for the squeamish:
Whole thing took an hour and a half, much of that waiting, signing things, waiting some more, walking between rooms...
So I've decided that of the two weirdest noises attached to my body--my chiro making my neck go snapcracklepop, and a PERKY doctor (she was like my character Sidney, amped up O.O) sticking a surgical punch into my BOOK four times and making it go ka-chunk!--I prefer the snapcracklepop.
Truly, the only thing that hurt was the needle for the numbing drug and a sting when she made the incision for the BOOK punch. Other than that some pressure. The ka-chunks didn't hurt at all. What an incredibly professional staff all around. I've got an ice pack and have to wear a bra for the next 24 hours, even to bed, to avoid bouncing. The BOOK is a wee bit sore.
The "good" news is they say 3-5 business days for the result. So, if there are no complications with the test, I should know the results by next Friday. So... a day of writing and watching movies and trying to de-stress over here. It's gonna be 90 again with ugly humidity, so i'm staying in.
Thanks for the good wishes, everyone. *snorples Purgatory*