Hounding After Hours

Haggis · Jul 15, 2012

TedTheewen said:
Thanks. What do you think of the puppy?

I believe she was referring to me, no?

parumpdragon · Jul 15, 2012

Haggis is a cutie!

Haggis · Jul 15, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Haggis is a cutie!

See?

SaraP · Jul 15, 2012

parumpdragon · Jul 15, 2012

Haggis said:
See?

nice one Haggis!

TedTheewen · Jul 15, 2012

So, I'm not cute, then? Not even a little?

That's ok, Sara will hook me up with some sparkles and all will be better.

SaraP · Jul 15, 2012

*hooks Ted up with some sparkles making coochie-coo noises at him and tickling him under the chin*

Of course you're cute, Ted!

And so is my bed. Night!

Haggis · Jul 15, 2012

SaraP said:
*hooks Ted up with some sparkles making coochie-coo noises at him and tickling him under the chin*

Of course you're cute, Ted!

And so is my bed. Night!

Oh,my.

TedTheewen · Jul 15, 2012

I feel so much better now. Thanks, hon.

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

SaraP said:

Sara! I haven't seen you in forever. :Hug2:

I miss your sparkles, well there's actually sparkles still all over the floor, but I miss the fresh sparkles.

TedTheewen · Jul 15, 2012

*rubs sparkles on Night's tail*

Everything is better with sparkles. Except vampires. But other than that, everything.

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

TedTheewen said:
Soapy, does your demon puppy wake you up in the morning?

No. Apparently my oldest kidlet does, though.

At 3 a.m. With eyes all maniacal and stuff.

Yeah. That was last night. Then I was up. Like, up, up. For the day.

I'm so tired I could collapse. :e2thud:

Oh--

Sara!

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

...however waking up and being all sleepy/angry had its benefit. I did bump out a nice little piece of flash fiction, all before 6.

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

*scrapes sparkles off of tail and hands them to Sara*

Lets keep the sparkles where they belong, shall we, Ted?

I prefer to be able to dig up my back yard at night without sparkling, sometimes it best to go unnoticed.

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

soapdish said:
...however waking up and being all sleepy/angry had its benefit. I did bump out a nice little piece of flash fiction, all before 6.

I bet it's a very evil piece.

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

Actually, it's not horror. Weird, huh?

It's for a 200 word limit prompt on shyness. :Shrug:

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

You wrote something on shyness?

You should've asked Ted, he could've given you some insight on that.... :roll:

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

night-flyer said:
You wrote something on shyness?

You should've asked Ted, he could've given you some insight on that....

Ooh--TED! Ted should totally enter this, too.

Ted, you have some short stuff laying around, don't you? Any chance it could be tweaked to fit a shy prompt? Or you could pen something new. It's only 200 words.

But the deadline is next week. Just...FYI

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

ugh, tomorrow will be my ninth straight day of working. I'm ready to freakin' blow the place up. I don't think I can take it anymore. :gaah

I have vacation coming, but not for two more weeks. :e2bummed:

*pulls scales out*

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

only two more weeks. Hang in there.

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

I'll try, but I may need to char someone.

Today an idiot called cussing everyone out because we didn't get his online order for his photos. Tried to explain to him that he must've done something wrong in the ordering, but he was cussing so much he didn't understand. After he cussed out everyone from the clerks, to me, to management he redid his order and then it came though. But then he called cursing us out saying that we were just trying to get double payment and that we were going to charge him for both orders.

How could we charge him for something we never received? I think I'll char him tomorrow when he comes after his photos. I dislike people very much.

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

Hmm. My default response to situations that are crazy weird like that is "I'm sorry, I don't understand." (you gotta deliver it calmly, though)

Keep repeating it after everything they say.
"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
"I'm sorry, I just don't get what you are saying."
Etc.

Eventually they just give up because they are frustrated. I mean, what can they do? You just...don't understand what they are saying.

It works. Really.

ETA: *sigh* It doesn't work on puppies, I'm afraid. :e2bummed:

I just tried it.

night-flyer · Jul 15, 2012

Sounds like a smartass response to me. I like it.

I think the guy would've really of blown a gasket if all I said was that I don't understand. But that would've been hilarious.

Actually after the first curse word to me, he was promptly redirected to the manager. I don't get paid enough to put up with that.

If you can't talk like a human, you won't be talking to me.

soapdish · Jul 15, 2012

night-flyer said:
Sounds like a smartass response to me. I like it.

Well...it *might* be.

But you can't let on that it is. You gotta sell the stupid.

Or it doesn't work.

TedTheewen · Jul 15, 2012

soapdish said:
Ooh--TED! Ted should totally enter this, too.

Ted, you have some short stuff laying around, don't you? Any chance it could be tweaked to fit a shy prompt? Or you could pen something new. It's only 200 words.

But the deadline is next week. Just...FYI

I'm in! Send me a link, I'll fire something off to them.

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