Burglary?

Good morning house of telly.
*swats AC*
I happen to love those PBS shows "Queen and country" and "History of England".
*Shoves Case of Internalional Delight Hazelnut Creamer from under my bed towards Nighty*
*Confesses to watching All-American Gypsies*
*Confesses to eating an entire sleeve of Trefoil Girl Scout cookies last night after dinner*
What?
I haven't had any carbs in a month - Yep, not even *gasp* grits.![]()
Grits look like oatmeal
I always liked this movie.
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Sydney, you have sinned! But can oatmeal make you orgas.....um, what was I saying?
Too risque Silent Rob?
No, I don't think oatmeal has ever made me orgas. If it did, I'd take a bean-o![]()
Is that John Wayne riding a horse with his teeth?
Yup, from the first theatrical production of True Grit.
...She must look like her mother (?)![]()