Hey, you were the one holding your breath.ugh.
*stares at avatar*
why do i come here?
Hey, you were the one holding your breath.ugh.
*stares at avatar*
why do i come here?
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well played, haggis.
roger, come close to the screen!
ready?
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I demand that cray's most righteous battery is restored.
Good one!I warned you about the pie.
And BTW, isn't cray a pretty shade of blue?
You could pretend you already had the claws and tail off of him.From now on, Haggis, I will always listen to you.
Cray is a pretty color, I must admit. It's just... it's just that he doesn't look like he'd be delicious with melted butter.
You could pretend you already had the claws and tail off of him.
I wonder if they got that by noodling.Given that this thread frequently has me consuming imaginary scotch and Susie is continually sending me imaginary cakes in my reppies, I guess that's not such a stretch.
*also imagines corn on the cob, a baked potato with butter and sour cream, and freshly baked cherry pie a la mode*
eta: if you like, I'll also imagine that I have enough to share with you.
eta: Looky looky at the size of the fish in Canadia! No wonder Cray changed citizenship.
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That's an 1100 pound sturgeon. Sigh. Canadia must be a hake of a place for fish puns.
You're not koi at all, are you? You think somebody just snook into your computer with all those fish stories.Looky looky -- an 80-year-old lobster in Connecticut!
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Why is my home page suddenly flooded with giant fish stories? I smelt a conspiracy.
You're not koi at all, are you? You think somebody just snook into your computer with all those fish stories.
We know, PD. We know.![]()
FIFY.![]()
So...is Dr. Phil here yet?

It's raining
I can't go to N Conway and look for my rocks today.