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Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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It seems like you're always on that escalator. What do you do when you need to pee?
I've discovered the wonders of Windows 7 on a new computer with 8g ram, but I still have dial-up
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:::sighs with pleasure:::
This place looks like a LITTER BOX!
I'm sorry I haven't been around. For ridicule purposes I haven't been writing...I haven't even been doing anything creative.
I'm going to have to learn this entire schtick all over again. (Where's the booze, how do I post hairy butt pics?)
But I just HAD to come back to help Haggis enjoy each and every win for the Lions this year.
...ditto the Bears.
Sooooooo....whats new? Who's alive....who wants to be....where's Jupiter?....what's 4+17...really, and why?
***looks down*** is there anything larger than an anteater living in this slime?
This place looks like a LITTER BOX!
I'm sorry I haven't been around. For ridicule purposes I haven't been writing...I haven't even been doing anything creative.
I'm going to have to learn this entire schtick all over again. (Where's the booze, how do I post hairy butt pics?)
But I just HAD to come back to help Haggis enjoy each and every win for the Lions this year.
...ditto the Bears.
Sooooooo....whats new? Who's alive....who wants to be....where's Jupiter?....what's 4+17...really, and why?
***looks down*** is there anything larger than an anteater living in this slime?
Uvula.:::sighs with pleasure:::
This place looks like a LITTER BOX!
I'm sorry I haven't been around. For ridicule purposes I haven't been writing...I haven't even been doing anything creative.
I'm going to have to learn this entire schtick all over again. (Where's the booze, how do I post hairy butt pics?)
But I just HAD to come back to help Haggis enjoy each and every win for the Lions this year.
...ditto the Bears.
Sooooooo....whats new? Who's alive....who wants to be....where's Jupiter?....what's 4+17...really, and why?
***looks down*** is there anything larger than an anteater living in this slime?
New? You didn't have to do that to enjoy Win7!
I could have sold you my 10 year old Mac.
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In that instance, it is advisable for the recipients of high fives to duck.
PS. Hi, Jay!
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TMI!
Either has cray, but somehow someone made him in charge.
Are you sure Haggis would appreciate that?
I'm here. I think that's sumptin', don't you?Sex change?
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Is that another word for my...you know, Va-jay-jay?Nice Tot!
*I take a bow and my tots fall out*
You all may have noticed that Haggis is recovering from a black eye.
You see, Haggis was at the Olympics over in London last week. He decided to check out what he disgustingly calls “the action” at the local pub, where he noticed three somewhat rubenesque women sitting at the bar—his ‘win/win’ scenario. He went into his usual hopping-around-to-get-noticed/offering-to-buy-drinks routine, but they ignored him. He tossed out a few more of his very best opening lines, which they also ignored.
“That’s a different accent,” he finally tried. “Are you ladies from Scotland?”
The unfortunate lass closest to him sighed, and muttered “It’s Wales, you dolt…”
“Sorry,” Haggis said. “Are you whales from Scotland?”
You see, Haggis was at the Olympics over in London last week. He decided to check out what he disgustingly calls “the action” at the local pub, where he noticed three somewhat rubenesque women sitting at the bar—his ‘win/win’ scenario. He went into his usual hopping-around-to-get-noticed/offering-to-buy-drinks routine, but they ignored him. He tossed out a few more of his very best opening lines, which they also ignored.
“That’s a different accent,” he finally tried. “Are you ladies from Scotland?”
The unfortunate lass closest to him sighed, and muttered “It’s Wales, you dolt…”
“Sorry,” Haggis said. “Are you whales from Scotland?”
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