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Old 11-10-2012, 10:54 PM   #2351
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...and let me guess.


You keep them in your van?
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You keep them in your van?
No way! I have the contracts in a safe place. The van is more for collection purposes. And for your information, I have other hunting grounds as well, and the van is only for transportation. Ever gone to one of those intimate shoe and accessory stores next to a chocolate store? Ever been trying on shoes, feel something odd, and look at the mirror? Yeah, remember that next time you buy shoes. Or chocolate.
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*saving for posterity. Or posterior. Or something like that.*
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Well, that's something I never thought I'd see at the top of a Cabaret thread. Cray saying Haggis is right.
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Cary? You're obviously letting your mind wander this morning.

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i don't understand.
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Okay, let me rephrase that:

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