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Old 11-19-2012, 02:08 AM   #4451
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3. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a goddam partridge in a fucking pear tree that I can't do anything with because I live in a freaking apartment!!!!
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3. Santa Arrested! Slave labor ring is uncovered in North Pole.
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3. A nose hair trimmer.
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4. Got him that gift certificate for that topless place. You know the one with all the neon? A friend told me that Mandy's the best lap dancer over there, so I got him a certificate for a lap dance with Mandy, one of the private ones. Not sure who was least amused. Him, or his daughter... Mandy.
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1. Bleed all over the magazines.
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