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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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She's a Kitchenaid. Ain't she purdy?
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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KitchenAid, indeed.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Well, I thought it looked purdy.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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I couldn't have been purty, I wasn't an Autobot or Decepticon
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Location: In your worst nightmare
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You were Wonder Womanmixer.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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I know :|
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Hey! There ya are, all back to normal.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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As normal as I can be. For me anyways.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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What's a KitchenAide? Is that like a dance hall girl dolled up in one o' them newfangled French maid outfits? This here saloon could use one o' them there.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Hey, we're plannin' a party up in the Horror Hounds forum. It's a themed party about pirates an' all the Western forum's wenches are invited.
Arrrr! We be rollin' out t' mains'l and polishin' t' Cap'n's wheel an' cleanin' up t' poopdeck (which ain't really for poopin' ye lubbers) an' gittin't Cap'n's gig all ready t' receive vis'tors. Wenches an' dance hall girls only though. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Poopdeck?
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Today is your last day.
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It ain't really fer dat, Haggis.
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Goonsquad
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What's teh point then?
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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That's just what it's called, not what it's for. It's French, go figure, and stems from the Latin puppis meaning "stern" or rear.
Yeah, like that's gonna' help the argument any... |
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Goonsquad
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Today is your last day.
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Merry New, er Happy Chris, um, Thanksye..., durnitall, what were in dat 'der eggnog?
Merry Christmas! We'll be havin' special sacri..., er, services o'er at the church t'nite. Y'll could certainly use a little churchin' up. There will be beer. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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There anything hard to drink in here?
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Goonsquad
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Depends.
What year is it now?
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Earth or Cybertronian time
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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The coffee's been sitting in the pot for two weeks and started to eat it's way through. ![]() Or were you thinking of something that wouldn't cause massive internal hemorrhaging?
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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*looks at the coffee*
Yeah... I think I'll pass on that. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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*spit*
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Not cleaning that up.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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I expect it'll dry up on its own eventually.
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