TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)
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I feel as if I am being torn apart by having to make decisions as my very being resents not being able to have it all instead of just some of it while other people might not feel that way but they are not me and don't have the high expectations and demands and stuff that I do when I want a liverwurst sandwich and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and two cheese sandwiches one toasted one not and a cheesebirger and a BLT and a bowl of borsch for lunch but have been told that I have to choose just one of those and it is not fair that I have to do that since I really deeply want them all and will feel deprived if I dont get them while the cook told me I'd be depraved if I did but I am not sure if that is true or just an excuse for the cooks laziness and all and I'd really like to find out which it is if I can eat them all when I get them which I might not be able to do because
good lord, it's weren.
haggis? did you leave the freezer door open again?
i see that.
i don't have to like it though!
.. when i see him outside of the freezer i just get a little spooked.
i don't have to like it though!
.. when i see him outside of the freezer i just get a little spooked.
Eep! Weren? Hey, dude! Gee... when I said 'take a hike', you sure take a gal seriously!
It's not like anyone imprisons Weren in the freezer. It's more like he goes voluntarily. To do inventory. Yeah. Inventory. That works, doesn't it?
That's an Eminem quote.
Didn't someone pay the electric bill this month...or is Mel getting friskey?
Hey, Mel....we are not 'Fine Young Cannibals'
We're old, jaded cannibals.
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Dear Lady Jay...
HOW BOUT THEM REDSKINS!
Sincerely,
Gil C
PS And Dallas lost to Baltimore, so more good news!
HOW BOUT THEM REDSKINS!
Sincerely,
Gil C
PS And Dallas lost to Baltimore, so more good news!
I don't mean to speak for Lady Jay, but my guess is that they toed the wrong line.
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Lady Jay -- a conundrum:
My gf just sent me a text…
“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite.
... If you’re drinking, send me a sip.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.
I miss you.”
I replied, “I’m takin’ a crap. What should I do?”
She hasn't responded.
My gf just sent me a text…
“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite.
... If you’re drinking, send me a sip.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.
I miss you.”
I replied, “I’m takin’ a crap. What should I do?”
She hasn't responded.
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You're gone four years and yet nothing's changed?
*shoots self*
*unshoots self*
*shoots cray*
*shoots self*
*unshoots self*
*shoots cray*
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