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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,813
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*slumps at bar*
Barkeep, give me a shot of Sarsaparilla. Make it a double. The market I've been waiting years to crack closed to submissions permanently.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,670
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Sorry to hear that, Wicked. Here you go, on the house.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,068
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Horror is starting to creep back into the saloon, it sounds like.
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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Not sure it ever left.
*spit*
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Yeah. You're probably right.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,068
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It's Haggis' fault. I'm pretty sure he invited me here.
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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You know better than to listen to me.
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Morning all!
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,670
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Morning, Cowboy
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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#13036 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Reg! What's new in the world?
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#13037 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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*looks at Haggis*
WHOA! You've let yourself go there, marshal. |
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#13038 |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,670
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,068
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I need a drink after seein' that... Mebbe' a whole lotta' drinks.
Have they invented brain bleach here yet? Maybe a .45 caliber lobotomy? |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,068
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<chirping of crickets>
Da-amn! This place has been abandoned. <evil laughter> Time t' hire me some new dance hall girls, reorganize the bar, stock it with the real stuff, and get settled in fer a long spell. Needs t' dig me a new fortr..., er, basement underneath here's too. Seeing' as hows nobody's 'round these parts these days I'd best get to it. <pulls out newfangled remodeling equipment and starts hammering away> |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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*spit*
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,068
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<hides pick and shovel, throws tarp over enormous hole in floor, nudges case of good whiskey back under bar>
Why, Marshal. What brings you hereabouts? |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,813
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I think the Marshal needs a lozenge.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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A beer would work.
Where's Reg? We need our beertender.
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,670
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Greg, you best not be messing with my bar.
Your beer, Marshal
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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Thankee, ma'am.
*slurp* *spit*
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,670
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You're welcome and quit spitting.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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What am I supposed to do with this chaw of terbaccy?
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,670
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Find cray and spit on him.
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