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Old 01-27-2013, 10:34 PM   #1
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Talking DRENCH THE WENCH - erotic UF released 1/25/13

I am proud to present my latest book, ‘Drench the Wench’, published by Blushing Books, and released last Friday.

The artwork on the cover is amazing, yet it’s more than just a sales pitch, it’s a fair representation of the naughtiness within!







My reviews have been awesome, but more would be most welcome!

Last, but not least, here's the shameless but adorable promotional blurb from my publisher!

"At the Renaissance Faire, nothing is quite as it seems. And in this delightfully sexy anthology, author PJ Perryman gives readers a shocking glimpse into the steamier side of faire-goers, both human and magical alike. The result? An anthology unlike anything you’ll ever read.

Readers take warning - “Drench the Wench” is quite a departure from what you usually find offered here at Blushing Books. But the stories are so sexy, so unique and so variable that we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to bring them to you.

From elves who sneak into the faire leather shop after hours to satisfy their curiosity about human sexuality, to a dryad’s mind-blowing sex with a wizard, to the most unusual werewolf encounter you will ever read, this book is one that will make you pant and giggle naughtily in delightful turns.

The stories capture all the beauty and whimsy of the Renaissance Faire atmosphere, so fans of these events will love this book. And if you’ve never donned a bodice, hefted a broadsword or worn a chastity belt for an afternoon of medieval role-play, this is the book to put you in the mood.

WARNING: The ten stories in this book are different. They feature M/F, F/F and M/M and three-way sex, with a smattering of BDSM overtones."

Thank you for reading!
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:37 PM   #2
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Woot, grats toff! you're on a roll for 2013!
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Yay, Toffee!!!

You deserve it, woman!
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:39 PM   #4
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I totally love you guys - I couldn't have done it without your laughter and support!
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Lovely cover, Toffee. Congratulations and best of luck for great sales!
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:41 PM   #6
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Thanks, Ari! I hope so, or I'll be pouring a bucket of water over the wench myself!
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Great title -- well done, TT!
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Nice! the cover alone was intriguing, and I'm happy to see the variety of stories inside!
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Thank you Kim, I hope you enjoy it! Toffee
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Yay - the book is now available on Amazon, too. Just follow this link...
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