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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The The Nutcracker Suite
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not Hell's Angels...
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,880
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Ya never know - it might be both...
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Mod rehab, but he doesn't like to talk about it. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Now, now -- they're just curious.
When they want a full or something then I'll do the snoopy-dance ![]() Quote:
I never read the book...
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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What the heck happened -- it's tooo quiet in here
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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*longboards in*
*farts* *longboards out*
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Write the turd. Polish the turd. Submit the turd. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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**waterboards QW**
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Maybe if I tell a joke...
Cray was visiting Haggis the other night and asked if he could borrow a newspaper. "Good sir, this is the 21st century," Haggis said. "I don't waste money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad." I can tell you this: That spider never knew what hit him.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Sure, but nobody ever talks about the aftermath.
Miss Muffett finished her curds and whey, and a couple bowls of Cap'n Crunch and a pound of bacon, ended up getting hugely fat and was ridiculed by her little peers, got herself to a nunnery where they didn't have a habit large enough to fit her, so she threw herself in the river and drowned.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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![]() That would've been funnier if'n you'd used qw instead of a spider. tee hee... ...used qw Hey! That reminds me of band camp! |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,048
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What doesn't remind you of band camp?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Instruments, I'll bet..
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Hey Swat,
Go ahead with that joke you were going to tell us.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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I think it was a pome.
It started: There once was a moose so obtuse...
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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they thought he had a screw loose ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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...So they came with their guns,
Put in screws by the tons.....
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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And still the obtusity came ..
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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So instead they long pondered, then tried
Brain Salad Surgery, but his was fried...
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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So much like all the others is waus
Seems drugs may be the cause
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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