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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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Also: Hi, folks. Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Life's being kinda crappy for me, so I've been mostly hiding. Hope y'all are well and writing like the mad, brilliant fiends I know you all are.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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Send me an email. I shall help.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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I may forgive you if you bump my nice Art of riding thread in OP.
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
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Good evening Cantina. Review of 1700 words and a further 900 words of SS today, so that's enough for one day. Saw Zero Dark Thirty this evening, so that's 10/10 for the Best Picture Oscar nominees ahead of the ceremony - the first time I've ever managed that.
Overall, a good day. And now it's 1am and time for bed.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Holy crap! Three hours in the tax office, trying to get our income taxes done and out of our hair. They were packed to the moon with other early filers, and they have THE WORST CHAIRS in Christendom! By the end of it, my back was spasming so badly that I couldn't draw a full breath.
But it's done and dusted, and I don't have to worry about it for another year. Back home, with something warm to drink (hot cocoa, for the win!), nice friendly medication, and a book to read. So the evening is at least going to end on a high note!
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Let me see what I can do tonight. Mainly, I just need to nose to grindstone and get this done so I can then get it fixed.
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
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half in space, half in fairyland
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Hi folks
So not only did I fix the fusebox issues myself... I did so after my neighbour who usually fixes things tried and failed twice. This makes me exceedingly happy. I also just had the best muffin ever. On the bottom and inside, it was as fresh and soft as you can get without being gooey, and on the top it was as crisp as you can get without being burnt. NOM.
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half in space, half in fairyland
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Besides, what people call a sweet tooth is, on a biological level, more accurately called a sugar addiction. Like any other addiction, it can be broken- few if any folks are ever truly doomed to choose between feeling cruddy + aging poorly due to bad diet vs. eating things that don't taste good their whole lives. Anyway, I'll get off my soapbox now, before it stops being helpful and starts being annoying.
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Yay for fixing fuseboxes and eating muffins !
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seduced by siren song
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Her favourite spot on the Citadel.
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That is a good idea: banana bread muffins! =^_^=
Today has been a most productive day! I wrote a chapter and a half, stocked the house up with plenty of goodies, and started on introducing my girlfriend to the MOTHER series. (She's a little better at EarthBound than the Mass Effect games. Emphasis on the "little".) Methinks I'll run until midnight writing, then throw myself into bed. Ah, sweet serenity. =^_^=
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Well, I've done it before, and I can do it some more, so what you waitin' for?
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half in space, half in fairyland
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Aaaaand it's Multiquote-Woman to the rescue!
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Once we knew a dead fuse was at fault it was an easy fix. My beautiful little attic unit is so small that it only has two of the fuses in the box- Tom had trouble because the only one he knew was mine was the working one. I went in and figured out which was my other one on the first try (go me!!), and now it's labelled for future reference. And then I looked at the broken one and wrote down the size in case I ever need to buy one- they're 15s. Fuses blow well before their lifespan in the house for some reason (outdated circuitry, I'm told). Apparently so often that we, as in all the tenants of the three apartments in the building, communally keep a spare fuse or two on hand at all times, which the landlady is responsible for supplying. I shouldn't be so shy- could have gotten fixed much faster if I had just gone and knocked on the neighbours' doors to tell 'em my outlets were doing funny things. I mean, I did bake them cookies ![]() I almost wish I could get mah Daddeh to teach me everything he knows about tech shit, but I know he learned so much of it through trial and error that even if he had the patience and whatnot it would still be flat-out impossible to teach it to anyone. I have only one thing to say to that: !Quote:
... Good point. Okay, I amend that to "not everything that tastes good is waist-widening, artery-clogging, or diabetes-inducing". Is it the shrimp? One of my close friends, her mom is allergic to celery. Of all things, celery. She found out when she was standing around eating celery with three of her kids and a family friend, and she said something like, "I like celery, but I don't like the way it numbs your mouth. Or how it tastes kind of like hot sauce. Or the funny feeling you get in your throat afterward." ... Thankfully, it must have been a mild allergy. The same friend is dating a guy who's allergic to chocolate- not some additive in the chocolate, but the actual cocoa. I suppose this means he could eat white choc, but he doesn't. There's also one of the ladies in the Halifax writers' group who has a deathly peanut allergy... And is dating a guy with a slightly less deadly but still serious peanut allergy. They joke that if worse came to worse he could be the canary to test food before her. Quote:
Oh man... I did not even know there was a hostage situation. I have really been living under a rock without internet at home or any kind of phone, I honestly suspect I now get most of myt non-local news from the Cantina. Wow. Time to start checking the CBC website every morning or something. Quote:
Despite my story actually being close to finished, I feel the same way based on quality. I shouldn;t have signed up for a short story swap... But then when the hell is there ever going to be a novel swap? ![]() Quote:
Still better than Avatar.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Eventually that should suggest a certain cause and effect to you.
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half in space, half in fairyland
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Ack, I have less than ten minutes to get to the nearest bus stop! Silly Halifax creating the illusion of everything closer together than it really is due to having so many long, straight streets!
Toodles, Cantinafolks May be back if I miss my bus.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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![]() Actually no, although I know a number of folks with shellfish allergies. It's the stuffed peppers. I know someone allergic to garlic, and another friend allergic to ginger. I'll stick with my allergy over either of those, any day.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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A garlic allergy? *shudders at the thought*
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I'll will save Zan from the stuffed peppers! I will throw myself all over that grenade!
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
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ION, My sss is looking better. Now if I could only finish it...
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
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and I've heard the lady in charge of the dig has written a movie script and alledgedly, Richard Armitage has agreed to star. and hello everyone! I'm trying to get out of a snit.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Morning
![]() So I had a bad dream last night, and realised towards teh end that I was dreaming. So I stuck a good ending on it. Go me! Today I am going to pretend that I am a writer. ![]()
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
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Morning.
*grumbles at super early parcel delivery guy* Today is the day we celebrate the one who gave the world much awesomeness: my mom.
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Secret Stick-Figure Superhero
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl was better than Avatar.
Manos: The Hands of Fate was... well, no... Maybe not. But SB&LG? Definitely. Quote:
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
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[Zero Dark Thirty]
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Oh certainly, and if James Cameron had beaten Kathryn Bigelow to Best Director that year, I would have been throwing things. I've followed her since I saw The Loveless, Near Dark and Blue Steel back in the 80s - a hugely able director without any doubt. Much has been said about her rather macho taste in subject matter, but who are we to tell someone what they should write and/or make films about? As for Zero Dark Thirty, it's a very well made film that didn't feel like the two and a half hours it was on. I appreciate that it didn't take some of the more commercial shortcuts it could have done, which possibly means that for some of its audience it didn't knock it out of the park. I'm not qualified to comment on accuracy, but on the other hand I am aware that characters had to be composited and other forms of dramatic licence had to be taken to tell this story in this time. I didn't find it as jingoistic as some people are claiming - in fact it explicitly questions whether the end justifies the means. And the very last shot is anything but triumphalist - it's of Maya (Jessica Chastain), after Bin Laden has been apprehended and killed, absolutely drained and in tears. In the light of conversations going on elsewhere on AW, a couple of things occured to me. In the YA forum there's a thread which involves talk of the "fridging" trope (the dead girls thread). Interesting that a major motivation in the (female) protagonist's goal is the death of another female character about an hour in. But that's not really fridging as (and there's been a thread on this recently) the film passes the Bechdel Test quite easily. Maya and her friend Jessica do have conversations about subjects other than men - and that's leaving out when they talk about their work to each other, as that work does involve men (hunting down Bin Laden and his cohorts). Also Maya has a brief conversation with another female CIA operative in one scene who says that she admires her. Also nice to see a female lead not weighed down with romantic subplots to make her "relatable". Jessica Chastain is excellent, and may get the Best Actress Oscar this weekend...if Jennifer Lawrence doesn't get it. That's one category where I'm unsure who will win, but it will be one of those two. It's my Mum's birthday too! Are you the Dutch sister I never knew I had?
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