Gerard Jones
Re: Ask the Agent
- SE Literary Properties: In business several years, but no sales.
This guy's nice. He has good links. Lots of agents haven't sold stuff...maybe 'cause they prefer not to sell schlock. I'm leaving him alone.
- New Elite Literary Agency: $95 upfront fee. Seriously clueless, as is evident from a reading of their website.
Anyone who pays an upfront fee is too stupid to write anything worth reading. So is anyone who buys "consulting services." There are lots of stupid people who, thanks to bad agents, think they can write. I'm not a cop and I refer people to your site so they can be aware of your research. They do look extra dumb, I admit, but maybe they'll be a perfect match for an extra dumb writer.
- Harris Literary Agency: $250 upfront fee. Editors ignore their submissions.
Editors ignore all kinds of stuff. 95% of all successfully published books are sold by 2% of agents. If they wanna call themselves agents, who am I to disagree? Again, anyone who pays an upfront fee is an idiot, but the people on their website look happy enough and they appear to have sold some books. Maybe their clients wanted to blow $250. Maybe it made them happy. People have the choice whether to be an idiot or not. All agents charge reasonable expenses; the good ones take those expenses out of the advance and if they don't sell the book, they eat the expenses. If an agent doesn't think enough of your work to gamble the cost of reasonable expenses if he or she can't sell it, he or she doesn't think enough of your work to represent it. There are lots of "good" agents who charge writers for expenses after they've decided they can't sell the book and those expenses often add up to more than $250. I wonder what Andy Zack's policy is vis-a-vis sticking writers with expenses if he's not able to sell their work.
- Karen Lewis & Company: Everyone gets referred to a paid editing service run by a family member of the agent. Only "sales" are to Durban House, a publisher run by the agent's husband. Said publisher (which is included in your Publishers listing) poses as a small press but charges $25,000 to publish.
They always looked pretty absurd, I'll get rid of both of 'em. See how simple that is? G.
- SE Literary Properties: In business several years, but no sales.
This guy's nice. He has good links. Lots of agents haven't sold stuff...maybe 'cause they prefer not to sell schlock. I'm leaving him alone.
- New Elite Literary Agency: $95 upfront fee. Seriously clueless, as is evident from a reading of their website.
Anyone who pays an upfront fee is too stupid to write anything worth reading. So is anyone who buys "consulting services." There are lots of stupid people who, thanks to bad agents, think they can write. I'm not a cop and I refer people to your site so they can be aware of your research. They do look extra dumb, I admit, but maybe they'll be a perfect match for an extra dumb writer.
- Harris Literary Agency: $250 upfront fee. Editors ignore their submissions.
Editors ignore all kinds of stuff. 95% of all successfully published books are sold by 2% of agents. If they wanna call themselves agents, who am I to disagree? Again, anyone who pays an upfront fee is an idiot, but the people on their website look happy enough and they appear to have sold some books. Maybe their clients wanted to blow $250. Maybe it made them happy. People have the choice whether to be an idiot or not. All agents charge reasonable expenses; the good ones take those expenses out of the advance and if they don't sell the book, they eat the expenses. If an agent doesn't think enough of your work to gamble the cost of reasonable expenses if he or she can't sell it, he or she doesn't think enough of your work to represent it. There are lots of "good" agents who charge writers for expenses after they've decided they can't sell the book and those expenses often add up to more than $250. I wonder what Andy Zack's policy is vis-a-vis sticking writers with expenses if he's not able to sell their work.
- Karen Lewis & Company: Everyone gets referred to a paid editing service run by a family member of the agent. Only "sales" are to Durban House, a publisher run by the agent's husband. Said publisher (which is included in your Publishers listing) poses as a small press but charges $25,000 to publish.
They always looked pretty absurd, I'll get rid of both of 'em. See how simple that is? G.