Dang...
my joy of cauldrons doesn't show a substitute for tongue of dog either...
there's a nut-lapping joke in there somewhere...
Dang...
my joy of cauldrons doesn't show a substitute for tongue of dog either...
hello? bike practice.
where the hell were you people?
haiku you to hell!
*looks around*
why is everyone wearing aprons? where are we?
and hey! those are cray time edible headdresses!
what is going on here???????
hello? bike practice.
where the hell were you people?
haiku you to hell!
were you thinking of my back hair collection?
cella!
take off those clothes and put on an apron!
we're cookin!
and we need some milk!
and we need some milk!
*inches closer*
I've hit 6K!
And Haggis told me about 400 posts ago that he'd been saving an extra super-special surprise just for me!
I can't wait
*checks watch*
Haggis? I'm ready.
Is he hanging out in some other forum? Taking a nap? Helping Kelly brew?
YOO HOO,
HAGGIS! I'M REEEAAAAADDDDYYYY!
(we'll have to fleece the sheep of course)
cray wants to crush it with his boulders
Any minute now. Any minute.
I'll bet this is the best gift ever.
*clears space on mantel in case it's decorative*
*clears space in jewelry box in case it's jewelry*
*rents parking spot in case its driveable*
*clear space on calendar in case it's a fabulous tropical vacation*
ETA:
Even better!
*buys dog bed and bowl for new pet*
She's a rescue, you know.*slaps cray*
Leave my baby alone!